Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

[CarpeVinum]

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

I saw on his website that he has a physics degree and speaks 6 languages - he must have braincells, but what on earth is he doing with them??

I'll do some more emailing after bedtime, honest, Guv

speaks six languages, rather badly?

Espcially Italian

I did up to all the Ls!!

Ow! Clapping hurts "email knuckle" injury.

If nothing else, Birmingham will be abuzz with this...and often its the grassroots protests that prod the mandarins into action...

Why is that website so DULL!

You'd think they'd make it more interesting to stare at for hours at a time.

Guess which female fictional character I emailed in her role as Bham Councillor ?

If nothing else, Birmingham will be abuzz with this...and often its the grassroots protests that prod the mandarins into action...

Well, not until they get back from their REALLY LONG holiday Madame, I have an inbox filled with "I am away right now, till 4th of January, so don't worry if entire city falls apart while I'm gone, priorities people!"

...or words to that effect.

Do they not see their twitter feeds tho?

that'll be our Brigid!

In the past, Brum had a reputation to rival, er, Italy's, in the passing of silver over palms etc...

I'm sure its all different now.

Ohhhhhh! S'happneing on Twitter !

Politcial type with large following castigated Hemming and retweeted link to synopsis ! Think one of Mumsnet Army-Political Conduct Division caught her attention during chat.

Yay!

You guessed Madame

First time!

Carpe, can you give us the gist of your emails so that, if I ever get a moment's peace (fat chance, even when the DCs are asleep, until school starts up again), I can do something along those lines with other MPs?

MrsWembley

Look up, my really long post to Tierd, that's the entire text I am emailing (don't trust people to actually click links) with snappy subject line, which may or may not contain words like

MP pub Mumsnet ban "not sober"

in scintillating and diverse combinations ...worthy of DM headline writer.

Oh god am getting all excited about first proper tweet person tweeting our stuff !

can you pm the twitter name so I can follow vicariously?

Is that the blog you co wrote? I was thinking about mailing a link to that but I understand your reticence.

If you're ok with it being copied and pasted then I will, with a reference to your good self.

Link is fine, I am just not sure if people will click it,mthe link is right at the top of the text.

I just checked the blog stats.

My typical 3 a day is going to be a right disappointment after this blip.

foooooooking hell!

I've done the 'Rs' - bored now

I think I need a chocolate truffle break.

How far down did you get, Carpe?

Yeah to Twatter doing its twatterish thing

wayhay!

oooo! What are the blog stats?

Well done all. I was quite proud of my TWO emails but you have now given me a useful lesson in perspective...

normally 3 or so a day.

Yesterday

440

Now

880 and rising each time I refesh

Main referer ... twitter... by an entire racecourse of an advantage...

Audience normally Italy/Usa

Now...... no room for anybody other than the Brits.

Watch out that your blog does not explode or something!

I've just started the 'Ms' - please tell my your closing in??

I did up to the end of Ls

Take a break love.

Is hard on the email finger.

We deserve to watch the fun bit!

Oh, you did ALL the Ls??
I'm almost done then - happy dance

Your stats sound amazing btw