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Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

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CarpeVinum · 21/12/2013 23:47

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

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WestmorlandPigInBlanket · 29/12/2013 13:47

welcome puffin and Jimmie!

The more people willing to email, tweet etc the better. Even if nothing comes of it on this occasion at least people can't say it wasn't brought to their attention if something does happen in the future that is too far to ignore.

I've been having a trawl through some of the old threads that JH has been on and it is all very worrying. I'm surprised nothing has happened earlier.

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 13:48

Get innthe Q Pacific Grin

If you take the first 2 I'll do the second 2 ?

Spread it out over a few hours so your ISP doesn't accuse you of going spambot.

Reckon best to put link to the Sysnopsis and entire text of synopsis in the actual body of the email. Snappy subject line...John Hemming/Mumsnet related ?

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CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 13:51

west maybe they tried and hit the same brick wall ?

Tis wierd you know, this incredible teflon quality he has.

Reminds me of Berlusconi, but he was multi tulty squillionair and owned all media outlets. Which makes more sense.

Something feels... off.

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LostInWales · 29/12/2013 13:51

@charltonbrooker for Charlie Brooker. I like that Jess Phillips Carpe, I'd vote for her.

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 13:55

Me too. Her first tweet back was pure outrage. I like her.

Couldn't even find a conservative counterpart. The other labour councillors just ignored me.

Is there a named green candidate ? Monster Raving Loonie party ? I draw the line at the BNP and UKIP.

UKIP want out of the EU which means I'll have to take Italian citizenship Hmm and several of my "not married to Italians" mates will be up shit creek without a paddle. And BNP are... well need I say more than their name ?

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JimmieBimmie · 29/12/2013 14:00

[email protected]
Ed Doolan is known for being a very outspoken broadcaster on radio WM (West Midlands).

ThatFuckerFancyPuffin · 29/12/2013 14:04

Right.

Am tweeting and using #hemminggate tag Grin

Did someone say fb group

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 14:07

Ta Jimmie !

What was the verdict on Ben Elton btw ? He was THE political comedian when I left Britian.

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CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 14:13

oh shit, can't copy text from blogpost online, original doc won't open.

Can somebosy email me the text from the blogpost please !

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SantasPelvicFloor · 29/12/2013 14:15

Sorry I've been for a walk and a mince pie in the sunshine... Will read back and check twitter for all your tweeting

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 14:19

Birmingham MPS

Worth tweeting them all, asI think it needs to talked about in Birmingham and amongst Birmingham MPS

mbers of Parliament
Gisela Stuart MP

Edgbaston (Labour)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Gisela Stuart MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]
Website www.giselastuartmp.co.uk

Telephone (0121) 454 5430
Fax Number (0121) 454 3167
Jack Dromey MP

Erdington (Labour)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Jack Dromey MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]

Telephone (0121) 350 6077.
Roger Godsiff MP

Hall Green (Labour)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Roger Godsiff MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]

Mobile Number 07889 650544
Liam Byrne MP

Hodge Hill (Labour)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Liam Byrne MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]

Telephone (0121) 789 7287
Shabana Mahmood MP

Ladywood (Labour)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Shabana Mahmood MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]
Website www.shabanamahmood.org

Telephone (0121) 706 8999 (Constituency Office)
Richard Burden MP

Northfield (Labour)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Richard Burden MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]
Website www.richardburden.com

Telephone (0121) 477 7746
Khalid Mahmood MP

Perry Barr (Labour)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Khalid Mahmood MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]
Website www.khalidmahmoodmp.co.uk

Telephone (0121) 356 8268/8278
Steve McCabe MP

Selly Oak (Labour)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Steve McCabe MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]
Website www.stevemccabe-mp.org.uk

Telephone (0121) 443 3878
Andrew Mitchell MP

Sutton Coldfield (Conservative)

I hold regular Advice Bureaux where you can visit me or you can contact me as detailed below:-

Andrew Mitchell MP
Postal Address House of Commons
Westminster
London
UK
SW1A 0AA
Email Address [email protected]

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 14:22

Ward Councillor Party Correspondence Address
Aston Muhammad Afzal Lab 30 Beaudersert Road, B20 3TG

  • Bordesley Green Uzma Ahmed Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Bordesley Green Mohammed Aikhlaq Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Edgbaston Deirdre Alden Con 21 Ellesboro Road, B17 8PU Erdington Robert Alden Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB South Yardley Nawaz Ali Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Nechells Tahir Ali Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sheldon Sue Anderson LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB Handsworth Wood Gurdial Singh Atwal Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Sparkbrook Mohammed Azim Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Quinton Caroline Badley Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Billesley Susan Barnett Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sutton New Hall

David Barrie Con 21 Hawthorn Road, B72 1ES
Bartley Green Vivienne Barton Con 25 Monmouth Road, B32 3NP
Erdington Bob Beauchamp Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB
Kings Norton Steve Bedser Lab & Co-op c/o Council House, B1 1BB
Sutton New Hall James Bird Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB
Ladywood Sir Albert Bore Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
Acocks Green Iain Bowen LibDem
16 Grayland Close, B27 7NE

  • Hall Green Barry Bowles Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Northfield Randal Brew OBE Con 127 Bunbury Road, B31 2NB Shard End Marje Bridle Lab 23 Hawthorn Road, B72 1ES
  • Tyburn Mick Brown Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Billesley Alex Buchanan Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Hall Green Sam Burden Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Longbridge Andy Cartwright Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Oscott Tristan Chatfield Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Quinton John Clancy Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Tyburn Lynda Clinton Lab 230 Holly Lane, B24 9LD Sutton Vesey Lyn Collin Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sutton Four Oaks Maureen Cornish Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Northfield Reg Corns Con 45 Hawthorne Road, B30 1EQ Shard End John Cotton Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Longbridge Ian Cruise Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Billesley Philip Davis Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Weoley Adrian Delaney Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Weoley Peter Douglas Osborn Con 1 Spring Hill Passage, B18 7AH Oscott Barbara Dring Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Stechford & Yardley North Neil Eustace LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB Springfield Jerry Evans LibDem 67 Dovey Road, B13 9NT Hodge Hill Tim Evans Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Springfield Mohammed Fazal Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Weoley Eddie Freeman Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Stockland Green Mick Finnegan Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Quinton Matthew Gregson Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Kings Norton Peter Griffiths Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Kingstanding Catharine Grundy Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Perry Barr Karen Hamilton LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB Handsworth Wood Paulette Hamilton Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Soho Dorothy Hargreaves Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Ladywood Kath Hartley Lab 31 Statham Drive, B16 0TF Perry Barr Ray Hassall LibDem 47 Blossom Hill, B24 9DN Moseley & Kings Heath Ernie Hendricks LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB Brandwood Barry Henley Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Stockland Green Penny Holbrook Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Kingstanding Des Hughes Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Perry Barr Jon Hunt LibDem 52 Perry Avenue, B42 2NE
  • Lozells & East Handsworth Mahmood Hussain Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Edgbaston James Hutchings Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Bournville Timothy Huxtable Con 34 Falkland Croft, B30 2QN Washwood Heath Mohammed Idrees Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • South Yardley Zafar Iqbal Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Aston Ziaul Islam MBE Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Stechford & Yardley North Barbara Jackson LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Sutton Four Oaks Meirion Jenkins Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Selly Oak Brigid Jones Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Stechford & Yardley North Carol Jones LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Stockland Green Josh Jones Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Kingstanding Peter Kane Lab 8 Oak Drive, Oscott College Estate, B13 5DQ
  • Aston Nagina Kauser Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sparkbrook Tony Kennedy Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Washwood Heath Ansar Ali Khan Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Washwood Heath Mariam Khan Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Handsworth Wood Narinder Kaur Kooner Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Soho Chaman Lal Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Brandwood Mike Leddy Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Bartley Green Bruce Lines Con 141 Field Lane, B32 4ER Bartley Green John Lines Con 320 Adams Hill, B32 3PD Oscott Keith Linnecor Lab 30 Cavandale Avenue, B44 9TW Hodge Hill Majid Mahmood Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Selly Oak Karen McCarthy Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Harborne James McKay Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Erdington Gareth Moore Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Nechells Yvonne Mosquito Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Northfield Brett O'Reilly Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Acocks Green John O'Shea Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sutton Trinity Philip Parkin Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sutton Trinity David Pears Con 7 Haig Close, B75 6PJ
  • Brandwood Eva Phillips Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Longbridge Jess Phillips Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Sutton Vesey Robert Pocock Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sparkbrook Victoria Quinn Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Lozells & East Handsworth Hendrina Quinnen Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Selly Oak David Radcliffe LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB Nechells Chauhdry Rashid Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Springfield Habib Rehman Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Ladywood Carl Rice Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Sutton New Hall Guy Roberts Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Edgbaston Fergus Robinson Con 67 Kellfield Avenue, B17 0QL Sutton Vesey Alan Rudge Con 49 Goldieslie Road, B73 5PF
  • Kings Norton Valerie Seabright Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Bournville Rob Sealey Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Bordesley Green Shafique Shah Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Tyburn Mike Sharpe Lab 17 Jesmond Grove, B24 0NF Hall Green Paula Smith LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB Soho Sybil Spence Lab 69 Babington Road, B21 0QD Acocks Green Stewart Stacey Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Moseley & Kings Heath Martin Straker Welds Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sheldon Paul Tilsley MBE LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Moseley & Kings Heath Lisa Trickett Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sutton Four Oaks Anne Underwood Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sutton Trinity Margaret Waddington Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Bournville Phil Walkling Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Hodge Hill Anita Ward Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Shard End Ian Ward Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB Sheldon Mike Ward LibDem c/o Council House, B1 1BB Harborne Mike Whitby Con c/o Council House, B1 1BB
  • Harborne Elaine Williams Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB South Yardley David Willis Lib Dem c/o Council House, B1 1BB Lozells & East Handsworth Waseem Zaffar Lab c/o Council House, B1 1BB
Spero · 29/12/2013 14:23

Carpe you have been busy on Twitter!
Have to take dogs out, fully expect it to have exploded when I get back.

Thanks for that info Madame - if Duncan Hames doesn't get back to me I might find myself needing to do a little more emailing...

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 14:24

shit sorry!

But the names are there.

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:03

Right. Names of all Brum counsellors (stripped out of other guff)
Will now look for their twitter accounts

Wasseen Zaffar
David Willis
Elaine Williams
Mike Whitby
Mike Ward
Ian Ward
Anita Ward
Phil Walking
Margaret Waddington
Anne Underwood
Lisa Trickett
Paul Tilsley
Martin Straker
Stewart Lacey
Sybil Spence
Paula Smith
Mike Sharpe
Shafique Shah
Rob Sealey
Valerie Seabright
Alan Rudge
Fergus Robinson
Guy Roberts
Carl Rice
Habib Rehman
Chaudry Rashid
David Radcliffe
Hendrina Quinnen
Victoria Quin
Robert Pocock
Jess Phillips
Eva Phillips
David Pears
Phillip Parkin
John O'shea
Brett O'Reilly
Yvonne Mosquito
Gareth Moore
James McKay
Karen McCarthy
Majid Mahmood
Keith Linnecor
John Lines
Bruce Lines
Mike Leddy
Chaman Lal
narinder Kaur Kooner
Mariam Khan
Ali Khan
Tony Kennedy
Nagina Kauser
Peter Kane
Josh Jones
Carol Jones
Brigid Jones
Meirion Jenkins
Barbara Jackson
Ziaul Islam
Zafar Iqbal
Mohammed Idrees
Timothy Huxtable
James Hutchings
Mahmood Hussein
Jon Hunt
Des Hughes
Penny Holbrook
Barry Henley
Ernie Hendricks
Ray Hassell
Kath Hartley
Dorothy Hargreaves
Paulette Hamilton
Karen Hamilton
Catherine Grundy
Peter Griffiths
Matthew Gregson
Mick Finnegan
Eddie Freeman
Mohammed Fazal
Tim Evans
Jerry Evans
Neil Eustace
Barbara Dring
Douglas Osborn
Adrian Delaney
Phillip Davis
Ian Cruise
John Cotton
Reg Corns
Maureen Cornish
Lynn Collin
Lynda Clinton
John Clancy
Tristan Chatfield
Andy Cartwright
Sam Burden
Alex Buchanan
Mick Brown
Marje Bridle
Randell Brew
Barry Bowles
Iain Bowen
Sir Albert Bore
Steve Bedser
Bob Beauchamp
Vivienne Barton
David Barrie
Susan Barnett
Caroline Badley
Mohammed Azim
Singh Atwal
Sue Anderson
Tahir Ali
Nawaz Ali
Robert Alden
Deirdre Alden
Mohammed Aikhlaq
Uzma Ahmed
Muhummad Afzal

CarpeVinum · 29/12/2013 15:08

Fuckingnhell ! There is a lot ofnthem isn't there.

We probably need to split that list between four/five peeps.

I can do a chunk after I do the emailing. But first must hit shower.

#TwitterMakesMeSweaty

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MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:09

birmingham blogs

Birmingham’s 10 best blogs

Written on May 8, 2013

A list, decided by me, of the 10 best blogs by people based in Birmingham (as of now – May 2013). Sometimes they talk about Birmingham, sometimes not. In order of bestness.

  1. But She’s a Girl
“In respects other than my interests, I am resolutely female [...] I don’t find farting amusing”. Geek, film buff, Kate Bush fan, collector of fountain pens. This is simply the most useful blog I read as it veers from advice on which RSS reader to read in the post-Google Reader era to useful reviews of cheap speakers. But it also covers the personal and domestic in a refreshing, witty tone. In all, it’s quite rambling and unexpected, with a tendency to use footnotes of which I approve. The author moved to Birmingham in 2004 and has been blogging ever since.
  1. Birmingham Central
Planning porn. Tons of detail about the endless changes to Birmingham’s landscape. It rarely editorialises which is refreshing, instead presenting plenty of pics and distilling details from submitted planning documents. It’s the work of Simon Felton who is partly doing a really good job of saving us from having to trawl the Skyscraper City forum for useful Birmingham stuff, and partly making sense of a city which changes so fast it’s difficult to keep up. Blogging since 2008. To note: the Urban Buildings blog does a great job in a similar vein whilst UrbanPivot covers a wider strategic view of the city.
  1. B31 Voices
I’ve written about B31?s extraordinariness before. My point in that post was that B31 was more than a so-called ‘hyperlocal’ blog, it was a powerful, citizen-led network of knowledge that offers a genuine challenge to ‘official’ knowledge. It’s the ‘networked public sphere‘ (PDF) in action. Run by Sas and Marty Taylor it covers news and events in a big chunk of South Birmingham – the poorer bits. They write a dozen or more stories a week and have excellent links with the Birmingham Mail who increasingly rely on them as their ‘beat’ reporting duo.
  1. Two Brides to Two Mummies
“Mum, I’m bisexual, I’m in love with the blonde lady in Casualty”. Regularly updated since January 2012 to chart the progress towards the civil partnership of two women (due in July 2013). It’s the detail and honesty that’s refreshing and of course what makes it unlike any other wedding planning blog is that in this instance the personal is also political. ‘Straight’ couples don’t have ‘coming out‘ stories or detail the ways in which they won’t in fact be married at all. The charming, bubbly protagonists just want to be wed – if only we lived in a country sensible enough to let that happen.
  1. Mark Steadman
I’m drawn to Mark’s blog partly because he’s a former student that I taught briefly in the early noughties – I like to see former students getting on and doing okay, I’m fatherly like that. The main reason though is that Mark is my barometer for Birmingham’s tech scene. If Mark is buoyed up and working on one of his many side projects then I always presume the scene around him is in a good way too. His blog switches from the personal to the professional, sometimes discussing his journey into entrepreneurship and sometimes declaring he’s giving it all up (an April Fool it turns out…). Like a few of the blogs I enjoy I’m never sure what’s coming next.
  1. SmokeandUmami
Having been lauded by The Observer’s food critic (and TV person) Jay Rayner, this blog hardly needs further endorsement. I like that it veers from restaurant reviews to cake recipes. It’s run by a ‘bioinformatician’ based at University of Birmingham with a thing for barbecued ribs. The restaurants he chooses to eat at are the places I might end up going to – kebab houses, chip shops, a decent place to get a fry-up. Also worth a read is Brummie Tummy.
  1. The Hearing Aid
At one level just a whole load of gig/music reviews but given there’s been over a 1000 of them since 2006, all by one person, this is obviously a whole lot more. I’m not even a big gig-goer myself yet I find this a must-read. Birmingham seems to be a good place for seeing half-decent bands in small suburban pubs. Wish I could see that said in more glitzy City brochures and websites. Similar stuff with multiple authors and nice pics at Gig Junkies.
  1. Bread and Circus
This was tweeted in my direction when I mentioned I was creating this list. It turns out it was in my RSS Reader anyway but its miscellaneousness means I sometimes mistake it for being multiple blogs rather than one. Surely everyone needs a blog in their feed reader that is generally just nice to look at? It’s curation of art, music, food, travel feels hip without being hipster. In a similar space but just focused on design is cmykern (who once attacked my allotment with an industrial-strength strimmer, for which I am forever grateful).
  1. The Iron Room
“You always find surprises in the archives”. The blog of the Archive and Heritage department of Birmingham Central Library Library of Birmingham. Likes others in this list it’s the unexpected that delights. I imagine (wrongly) the authors work in a crowded, unkept office where they occasionally trip over an uncatalogued box of photos and documents of Birmingham’s history. And in that way they choose what goes on the blog this week. However they decide it’s genuinely enriching to get an ongoing glimpse into Birmingham’s past. See also ‘Mapping Birmingham’s Georgian and Regency Streets‘ for more history goodies.
  1. Paradise Circus It’s a bit self-consciously writerly at times (though by that I also mean writerly in the Barthesian sense) and seems to have only male writers at present but Paradise Circus is at least attempting to curate a view of Birmingham that is a long way from the corporate gloss the city’s image has been subject to in recent times. It’s at its best when it’s most straightforward – Craig Hamilton’s seemingly throwaway anecdote about an encounter with a Hollywood star at Birmingham New Street station being a good example.

Filed in: Birmingham.

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:12

well, 15 years of marketing and PR leaves a few traces...

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:15

a useful list of brum counsellor tweeters

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:18

brum MPS tweeting

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:18

conservatives in Brum on twitter

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:19

lab mps tweeting brum

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:20

brum media tweeting

MadameDefarge · 29/12/2013 15:21

brum bloggers on twitter

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