The Official Mumsnet Merchandise <oooh>

[DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet]

Ever wanted to enjoy a cup of coffee and ask if you are being unreasonable at the same time? Ever found yourself reaching for a tea towel and simultaneously wishing to convey feelings to those around you?

Well now with the new Mumsnet merchandise, all this is possible!

Off the back of your brilliant suggestions on this thread - we've created a range of delightful items, which you can buy here. There's everything from a A ODFOD t-shirt to a official Mumsnet sticker - something for all the family

[ButThereAgain]

Haha re images all defaulting to men's cut even when the client is a huge great blimmin women's website. That's life in a nutshell.

[Mignonette]

I suggested logo muslin cloths and stress balls with the logo.

I would not wear a MN logo'd item of clothing though.

[StuartMumsnet]

DH shirt is coming soon.

Yes, the shirt image thing is annoying, but fixed and going live very soon, I'm assured. We're also switching around the order of the page on the sizing page, so that it has women's sizes at the top and blokes at the bottom.

It's only because the firm we're using do a lot of bloke stuff, and we've picked up their standard template for a lot of this stuff.

[KatoPotatoHoHo]

£13 for a Cup? YABU

[MadameOvary]

So if the MN scarf were designed, produced, and was popular, would the designer get a %?
Just wondering.

[Tweasels]

Ah, the patriarchy influences Mumsnet T-Shirt design. Now that's a classic.

[StuartMumsnet]

Yes, the irony is not lost on me either...

[Pagwatch]

Actually 'I blame the patriarchy' would be good too

[Shallishanti]

Not usually a fan of shirts with writing on, but would make an exception for
'I blame the patriarchy'

[Tweasels]

[StuartMumsnet]

Katie Hopkins has just tweeted a link to the store to her followers, describing us as a "mob" and "tribal." How very dare she.

I think the only way we can possibly retaliate is by buying and sporting our colours with pride, right?*


*The sharper amongst you might spot my shameless attempt to turn this into a promotional opportunity.

[NumNumChristmasPudInMyTum]

I'd quite like to tattoo IABU to Katie Hopkins forehead together with a reversed image tattoo of YABU so she can see it in the mirror.

[YoDiggity]

oh thank you stuartmumsnet that's good news.

[Weknowwhoyouare]

I spy a whole Katie Hopkins range there.

YABKH
ODFOKH
LTKH
Katie Hopkins

[Labootin]

Southern comforts are you seriously suggesting you should get commission on the suggestion of [ biscuit ]

?

By that logic some bright spark should have just cut and paste the whole of the acronym list and really cleaned up !

[Mignonette]

Just in case she or her thick necked, slack jawed mouth breathing cronies are reading then-

KH's name is Thrush because she is an irritating cunt


Her own husband thinks she is childish. That marriage is on its last legs from what I have heard *aps nose...

When is she going to get a proper job instead of lounging around all day in her dressing gown on Twitter? She has failed at everything she does-the army, her business, the Met office, her marriage and even at being a Pantomime villain. She crossed the line last week, something that skilled media operators wouldn't do.

The only thing left for her to do is become a Holocaust Denier. Everything else has been done and done better.

[Ilanthe]

I would also buy 'I blame the patriarchy'. Preferably on a mug. Please please do it. I'm not allowed a LTB teatowel. but will probably get one anyway

[CarpeVinum]

I would like a spagetti strap non baggy t-shirt with



on it.

Commission should go to scottishmummy.

[gaggiagirl]

Is there any chance I can get a G string with fanjo on it?

Someone might need to locate it one day.

[soontobeslendergirl]

Child's t- shirt with picture of a wailing child saying "You cutted it up!!!"

[Mignonette]

I want an Atrocious Cunt mug and fridge magnet.

I also want 'Pit Of Stupid' on a mug (another posters saying, not mine).

[ISawStrattersKissingSantaClaus]

My mug arrived today.

I am going to be brutally honest, and say that for £10 I expected it to be a lot better quality.

It's a small, thick mug, poor quality mug. I am v v disappointed

[scarecrow22]

So here's a plan: see what products are most popular, then ask MNetters to put up the funds to mass (well in bigger lots anyway) produce stuff (almost certainly from a better researched company), and all MNShareHolders get a proportionate return? Maybe with a cut to a children's charity when we've got our capital back.

By parents, for parents. After all.

I've not got a bean right now, but will start saving in case it's a good idea.

[scarecrow22]

Y y y to I Blame The Patriachy

[PacifistDingDong]

mignonette, not atrocious, but here is a UNT mug. The interweb can also provide you with a OCK mug of a similar design