i promise to be good IF

[cod]

we can have a houskeeping topic

i can stay coralled in there and not bother the card makers ( alwasy very good natured)
the mogglers( ditto)
adn G and t
promise I will occupy myself with bicarb and smelly wahign machines

this is the woman who complained vociferously against chat

my mind is boggling

housewifery topic FFS

oh fgs you will haunt it like abd smell twiggy

did she object against chat? ha!

but of course

that doesn't mean its a good idea though does it

(am lining up topics as we speak:
eco-balls they do nothing but cost a fortune, why do I use them?
e-cloths granite saviour or devil cloth
which knife, fork, spoon should I eat my jelly with

no i didnt
dont knwo where twig go that frm

yes you did .. lying fish-hound

will it tell me how to create a utily room out of a cardboard box and sticky back plastic?

If there is one, i will lurk and my house will be no cleaner as I alrady send too much time on here instead of tackling the nasty stain which is my entire house.

Ocasionally I may post (under an assumed name of course,) with lentil-weaver tips about raw potato as an over cleaner

We could get the people who make 'Anthea Turner: Perfect Housewife' to sponsor it...

I miss the Anthea threads.

Housekeeping will be both informative and hilarious - it will produce some mumsnet classics.

Do Lakeland sponsor a topic? Bet they would do it like a shot.

I miss them too, Puff. Have you seen \link{http://www.reallyusefulproducts.co.uk/uk/index.htm\this site} for boxes? All the different sizes you could wish for.

It could be a memorial topic for Michelle of Lakeland.

oh GOD yes
ha the newbies wont rememebr that
it was odd wasnt it kinda sad and weird
iw as a bit spooked by it tbh

am i hte firts person whos nickname actually DIED whiel i was her?

??????
Who died? I am not a newbie but must have missed that....

i was michelleformlakeland

she usedot be theri buyer #

then she died of cnacer
it was bad

That's so sad.

Cod, please don't ever use my nickname...!

oooooooh
yes that is bad

hmm it was not good
thenw e sent moneyf or her
there was a it ofa bereavment week or
so
w am tyring to find the threads

Did you send flowers?

x posts

v weird

we snet soemthign to someone for it

Can we talk about storage and organising things on the potential housekeeping thread?

I am a complete slattern about cleaning, but like everything to have a home (even though I don't often put things away!).

I would like to aspire to being a clean and tidy person.

Cod, you're a ponce
housekeeping, indeed