i promise to be good IF

[cod]

we can have a houskeeping topic

i can stay coralled in there and not bother the card makers ( alwasy very good natured)
the mogglers( ditto)
adn G and t
promise I will occupy myself with bicarb and smelly wahign machines

god you are a saddo

please
pleas justine

i will get you all assessing merits of scneted ironign water and other burnign issues

how do you get rid of the smell in my washing machine?

best way to clean marmoleum floor please

can we have older mums topic? please ...promise not to get told off again!

what woudl the enrty point me for old mums?

40?
think thats older
do you have to be 40 on conception?
hmm thinkt he rules may be tricky

late 30's no youngsters aloud - show your wrinkles and Rio album to be aloud on

@ being coralled in old mums topic

dear me at spelling...babies crying darn thing putting me off my mumsnet

aha! there coudl be an enrty test!

no want to be caorlled in cleaning

there was some talk when we suggested the environment thread of the two being combined

I thought at the time it was a good idea: at least it would keep out the feckers who bleached their entire house and snorted at people who didn't use fabric conditioner

I too would like to hang out in a housekeeping thread; I could contribute to it's sense of serenity and order with a drop of the sweet orange oil I use when mopping my wooden floors

we must embrace our middling years........

oh no capp thatd be me gone

housekeeping makes sense

though I also wouldn't mind if it was combined with the environment one so that I wouldn't get lost on the way between them and end up joining in threads I don't actually have time for

or old mums who clean a lot adn dont hot house kids on ORT shcemes?

arf MUST GO!!!!

i try and be green then freak out and bleach everything

if you post on the housekeeping topic youre automatically entered into the older mums topic

yawn yawn yawn

cod! no!

put the bleach down now and back away. please. I'll stay here to talk you down as long as you need it

you don't have to do this

i do bloody love cleaning ! Waitrose bleach is watery dontcha think cod....Sainsburys much better!

Ahem - I am an older Mum and would be all at sea in a housekeeping topic!

Keep your stereotyped prejudices to yourself, young Boris!

Well, we will need an Elderly Primigravida Slattern's subsection too then won't we Blu A sort of Dust Bunny Wildlife Park

??? Youre old and you like cleaning?? Im shocked