Right - it seems you can no longer be contrary in AIBU. Can I suggest setting up MN Fight Club?

[Sportofino]

The only rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.

Can we talk about total and utter dicks that we want to twat with sharp heavy objects?

It would crash the site every Friday night

Can we chat inane shit on here and swap recipes please? I kinda liked that.

I'm in! Can we be as controversial as we like and then take on all comers until only one is left standing? A MN royal rumble if you will.

How much caffeine is in a cup of tea?

I would like to twat my ex with several sharp heavy objects. Repeatedly. I think that would get me into trouble so I shall make myself a doll and stab that instead.

Aren't you breaking the first rule already?

run, I bought some assam tea with vanilla the other day. its my new bedtime drink.

Well there is that...

I shan't talk of rules again. Other than you are on your own!

Isn't there another rule of Fight Club which says that you have to talk about Brad Pitt?

Fight, fight, fight

please be nice, our inbox is huge and it's the Olympics and the DC are off and..

Brad Pitt IS allowed.

@Hassled

Isn't there another rule of Fight Club which says that you have to talk about Brad Pitt?

yy, i like the sound of that fight club

Wet and miserable - thanks for asking

Rebecca, what would you prefer to warm you up? gin or tea?

Getorfmyland, for example, is an atrocious cunt!

Gin, obvs

I normally drink orange tea but I've run out so I've gone for wine instead.

Rebecca, compose a post along the lines of "Thank you. We will look into this as soon as the slippery wet muscley men leave our screens we have time". Hit 'send to all', pour wine, sit back and watch the men in trunks. Job done.

Lissie, how can you even ask someone from HQ whether it's gin or tea? I thought it was common knowledge and absolute fact that they have IVs full of the juniper stuff hooked up to their desks.

I went to the Common today. It fucking rained. I am not going again.

I am aiming at

We've had sun all day. I've been inside on MN all day. Getting high.