Oi, please come and compose your Olympics haikus here (we may rustle up a prize for the best)

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Hello.

Having rofled our way through your Bradley-Wiggins-inspired poetry thread, we thought we'd start the Official Mumsnet Olympics Haiku Thread.

Please do come and post your best haikus about the Games, as and when inspiration strikes.

We may well have a prize or two for the best offerings....

Splash zip whoosh thud
Neigh pad sprint spring
Bronze, Silver, Gold!!

Olympians are
Like boobs, we are bras who need
To support them up

Can I just point out that I don't think our Olympians are actual boobs! Just that they are fab and deserve our support!

Welcome all to London
Sorry about the weather
Please walk more quickly

I like yellowraincoats very much.

Wiggo is so thin
Jess Ennis so muscular
Gender bullshit dies

Wiggins's Sideburns
jiggle in the velodrome winds
Pendleton Howls curses at the moon

admiring the genetics
of the Danish rowing team
what powerful sperm they'd have
the next Viking invasion

The Americans fight hard for gold
The Russians weep silver tears
We keep a stiff upper lip for the bronze

MISTER BEAN 'NUFF SAID
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT WE'D EVER SEE
PARACHUTING QUEEN!

Rowers win the golds
Vicky whooped the world
Brits regain a sense of pride

Claire Balding is superb
Thorpedo a revelation
Cav not cut out for talking

Please Mind The Gap, ta
But we are catching up in
The medals table

Women's volleyball
Golden limbs, bikini'd breasts
Political porn.

Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
beat the Aussies, race the Danes;
achieve the golden dream

Jess
yes!
You star...

Bronze limbs flash; oars whip
silver from the ancient Thames
Gold flames long-range dreams

Lets look to our new
Olympic role models now
Not celebrities

Super Saturday
Ennis, Rutherford, Farah:
Three golds in one night!

Six golds in one day
The athletes blew me away
They made history

haiku schmaiku

There was a young lady named Jess
She gave us her personal best
She can leap throw and run
Her tum's like a drum
But I'm guessing her house is a mess!

(No disrepect intended towards Ms E. Just that her mind may have been on things other than housework recently. Aargh I wouldn't say that about a man would I? Sorry.)

The last line is so awful - Please think of a better one!

Now Mo can go and Greg can jump
And Andy can hit a ball
Gymnasts get medals, cyclists turn pedals
But Jess is the best of them all

Murray and Robson
Silver medals in the sun
Pleased me mightily.

Ennis is a god
In summer rain she excels
Gold is her colour

When Ainslie attacks
Mate don't piss the main man off
In windy Weymouth