POO & WEE topic please

[Hullygully]

Isn't it time that a Poo and Wee section was introduced?

Lately we have had poos at Victoria Station, poos in socks, how good it feels to have a big poo, throwing wee at one's husband.

The time has come to give those that get off on poo/ find it amusing their own space so the rest of us can be spared it.

Where would the threads about constipation go? Would there need to be a sub-topic for not being able to poo, as oppose to pooing too freely?

But if there were to be a topic, could it be called The Dumping Ground please?

Lololololol @ the dumping ground

Dumping ground

And I agree

I think Vomit has a place here too.

Oh, and I forgot the poo in supermarkets.

The Dumping Ground quite superb.

at dumping ground. Will put to the team and let you know. Do post on this thread if you think it's a good idea

Mighty shitey.

Evacuation Collation?

But The Dumping Ground is tops.

Aye.

Can't we just have Under the Bridge for all the trolly topics?

Could this topic encompass pus too, so that all the excretions are in one place? The tendency for spot-o-philiac postings is coming to a head and I think it should be squeezed off the main board.

Yes to dumping ground!
I really think we should ahem push this forward. Try to flush out any timewasters.

I like evacuation collation. Or evacuation station.

Or The Bodily Function. It sounds like a little turd party.

I concur. If I never see a thread again where one feels the need to urinate on their partner in revenge, it would be an excellent thing for me.

I have a delicate stomach, don'tcha know.

Lol at 'turd party'. Do you think that the organisers of those sorts of functions have to get turd party insurance?

Seriously, actually, it is quite revolting how many people brashly post of their quite disgusting doings.

Come on, come on sign up and then we can flush them all out.

No - disgusting idea for a topic.

Please remind yourselves you are no longer 5 years old.

Thank you.

erm deuxpoints isn't that the, ahem, point?

Get all the shite threads into one topic and do one almighty "hide"?

Or alternatively, if you're not happy, you could always Log Out.

Shite - didn't read the op.

Sorry!

Absolutely.

I don't care if people want to shit all over themselves/their socks or their partners, or wank over it. But they shouldn't do it here.

mmm

Could there be a sub forum, venn diagram kind of application about dog poo.

Obv there are quite a lot of angsty dog poo threads but in The Dog House we do enjoy a good chat about firm nuggety dog poos, and how to achieve them.

As Rachel has this on her radar I lots of people are still after a Great Outdoors topic so we can chat about walking sandals.
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