We need to talk about eraser s

[PENISonthetable]

My stationary thread got pulled. I don t know what you lot are talking about but I am talking about PENS people pens.

It was all in Revelations if you knew where to look:

"See a clinic full of cynics
Who want to twist the peoples' wrist
They're watching every move we make
We're all included on the list
The lunatics have taken over the asylum
The lunatics have taken over the asylum "

Personally I think PENs should be renamed as they are PENsil exclusionary.

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/293932703/custom-pencil-holder-office-accessory?ref=related-1

That's exactly the kind of attitude I've come to expect here.

Sanity can sometimes only beat madness by pretending to be mad itself.

Omigod erasable pens are possibly one of my favourite things ever. I steal them from work whenever I can

(I work in an office by the way, not a stationary shop)

This compass does come with a pencil but has no point

Your PENis very mighty by the way OP. Way mightier than any boring old sword.

erasable pens

nope, not a thing. I refuse to believe it

I have to use big, unweildy non- lady pens

pretending to be mad itself.

I have no idea what you mean. 😇

The level of denial in this room is frankly appalling. One day Erasable Pens will be best. This is simply a cold fact.

THATS A £25 PEN POT

Sorry for shouting, it’s the most shocking thing I’ve seen on MN all day.

I'd buy one if it said "ritin stix"

Customisable wording, madbad, but can’t you just use a chipped mug like everyone else?

Fuckin'ell, I'm in the wrong job!
£25!!!!

It's nasty to call it a pen, you should say "non-graphite pencil". I notice you called it a 'Pen Pot' and you need to check your privs. pronto you terrible bully.

And I missed an apostrophe.

(I feel bereft because I have clearly missed out!)

Carry on!

I don’t know why you all have a problem with paying £25! Do you not want to support writing sticks? Some writing sticks do not identify as PENs or PENcils and if you’re not willing to support them, then you’re just a bunch of nasty stdick exclusionary PENinists!

Can we please the remember the Tippex may by watching?

MadBadDaddy, I think you need to fix a couple of words, there. Maybe use an eraser. 😁

Just you wait till I get some more credit on my phone. You cant 'erase' me!

More Revelations:

"take away my right to choose,
take away my point of view,
The lunatics have taken over the asylum
take away my dignity
Take these things away from me
The lunatics have taken over the asylum
take away my family
Take away the right to speak
The lunatics have taken over the asylum
take away my point of view
Take away my right to choose
The lunatics have taken over the asylum"

Quick, someone make up a twitter and report all this statiophobia asap!