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VanillaSox · 18/02/2023 11:59

Feeling sorry for these guys with enormous appendages and so glad I've never met one (well, might have met but not got jiggy with) small is definitely better imho.

Surplus2requirements · 18/02/2023 12:06

Newnamenewname109870 · 17/02/2023 20:25

Can all the grim men please go onto all the other sex websites that exist which aren’t on a mother’s forum. Thanks.

This is a thread started by a woman, asking for women's experience and answered almost exclusively by woman

VanillaSox · 18/02/2023 12:24

Exactly! And mostly the men who do post on MN are decent blokes with useful insights.

Wellitjustgetsworse · 18/02/2023 12:24

Too big is not the one. It hurts and most the time in past experience they think that's enough I don't know by size but once had one that erect reached his belly button and it was just awful. Had to stop and call it a day.

Did have a long term relationship with a guy where not only was it small but so thin. Small is okay but when it's thin too. He said sorry about the size 😵‍💫

The best one I had wasn't overly big but the girth was nice and it was weirdly bent and just felt good.

At the end of the day though like others are saying it's the enthusiasm and effort along with knowing what you like that makes sex enjoyable. You could have the 'perfect' dick and it be rubbish sex.

PinotPony · 18/02/2023 12:46

Tuilpmouse · 08/02/2023 21:53

Just that really... length / girth. No particular reason for the question, just idling away the time...

Well that must depend entirely on the "dimensions" of both partners, surely? And a whole host of other factors like lubrication and how turned on they both are...

Even if a guy is particularly well endowed, there's a lot of options other than penetrative intercourse. You know.. like windmilling... 😂

Surplus2requirements · 18/02/2023 12:58

@PinotPony is it safe to Google windmilling? 🤔😬

Fentylipgloss · 18/02/2023 13:13

@gamerchick

47, but thanks, I will take that as a compliment :-)

PinotPony · 18/02/2023 13:23

Surplus2requirements · 18/02/2023 12:58

@PinotPony is it safe to Google windmilling? 🤔😬

Yes, if you have a sense of humour about flaccid willies wildly swinging around in circles. Which I'm sure you do... unlike some of our more recent contributors!

Surplus2requirements · 18/02/2023 13:31

PinotPony · 18/02/2023 13:23

Yes, if you have a sense of humour about flaccid willies wildly swinging around in circles. Which I'm sure you do... unlike some of our more recent contributors!

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Ah I see, I'm not sure it would be my top choice viewing material but one of my first girlfriends found that I could flip it up and down with a semi without touching it absolutely hilarious!

Didn't do much for our sex life mind but we enjoyed many a giggling fit

Ladyofthesea · 18/02/2023 13:51

CakeCrumbs44 · 17/02/2023 15:27

95% of erect penises fall within the range of 9.8 cm (3.86 in) to 16.44 cm (6.47 in)

"Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15,521 men." David Veale, Sarah Miles, Sally Bramley, Gordon Muir, and John Hodsoll. BJU International; Published Online: March 3, 2015

I must attract the 5% then. I've had 2 partners with small penisses (yes smaller than your list, IiRC 5-6 cm) and one with a big one (20 cm) and I've only had five partners!

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Tuilpmouse · 18/02/2023 17:26

Given the number of VERY large penises reported on this thread, I can't help wondering if there is a degree of exaggeration... 7 inches becomes 8, and just over 8 becomes 9 etc?

And do people routinely measure their partners too? (I never have, ever!) If not, are people just estimating and thinking "that's big - gotta be at least 10 inches!"... when in reality, it's more like 8.... the equivalent of anglers and the fish they've just caught.

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mackthepony · 18/02/2023 17:47

I've seen a couple in my time and either tried to get it in and failed, or just thought, there's no way that's gonna fit.

Absolutely huge, like a salami

mackthepony · 18/02/2023 17:49

I have also seen some tiny widgers too.. One on a tall Norwegian bloke, so go figure. I mean less than 2 inches and weedy girth

TheDogthatDug · 19/02/2023 00:10

Long and thin, goes right in but doesn't please the ladies. Short and thick does the trick and is good for making babies.

Surplus2requirements · 19/02/2023 00:51

All my life I've had a little bit of size envy (I'm about average)...Will she be disappointed... and I'd hazard a guess that this is true of most men right up to a size it becomes problematic for women.

Maybe not though as some men are arrogant as fuck.

Such a shame we don't talk about these things more.

Deadringer · 19/02/2023 01:06

Dh's is 12 inches, but he doesn't use it as a rule.

Namechangednorth · 19/02/2023 05:37

Oh well...we all now know that Joe Westerman is on the small size from the video of him ruining his marriage on a night out in Pontefract.

Grumpsy · 19/02/2023 06:45

Tuilpmouse · 18/02/2023 17:26

Given the number of VERY large penises reported on this thread, I can't help wondering if there is a degree of exaggeration... 7 inches becomes 8, and just over 8 becomes 9 etc?

And do people routinely measure their partners too? (I never have, ever!) If not, are people just estimating and thinking "that's big - gotta be at least 10 inches!"... when in reality, it's more like 8.... the equivalent of anglers and the fish they've just caught.

I’ve actually measured DH, after a drunken night, in agony the next day, and ending up at the gynae with a tiny tear. just shy of 9inches, and not exactly slender either. Clearly I was so drunk and over eager I never noticed until the next day. Have always been more careful since then lots of foreplay and lube.

This was long before he became DH.

Personally, not a fan of small penises. Under 6inches. But girth matters more than length. And the most perfect penis could be attached to the most incompetent or incompatible owner, so it’s the skill of the person it’s attached to that matters most.

Oldtadger · 19/02/2023 17:22

Tuilpmouse · 18/02/2023 17:26

Given the number of VERY large penises reported on this thread, I can't help wondering if there is a degree of exaggeration... 7 inches becomes 8, and just over 8 becomes 9 etc?

And do people routinely measure their partners too? (I never have, ever!) If not, are people just estimating and thinking "that's big - gotta be at least 10 inches!"... when in reality, it's more like 8.... the equivalent of anglers and the fish they've just caught.

Yup, assuming that posters on this website are representative of the population then there is a lot of exaggerating going on.

I am amazed that a woman can manage to find/experience 2 cocks which, statistically speaking, only exist on a one in 10,000 basis. The only way this really could happen is if she listens to other ladies' experiences and tracks down the guy with the big dick!! Otherwise she should buy a lottery ticket.

BraveGoldie · 19/02/2023 18:46

Or people answering a thread on whether big cocks can be too big are more likely to click on it if they have relevant experience?

There are a lot more than 10,000 women who browse Mumsnet and click on the threads relevant to them!

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Tuilpmouse · 20/02/2023 06:28

BraveGoldie · 19/02/2023 18:46

Or people answering a thread on whether big cocks can be too big are more likely to click on it if they have relevant experience?

There are a lot more than 10,000 women who browse Mumsnet and click on the threads relevant to them!

Yes, that makes sense. The typical woman who has only had averagely sized men, wouldn't be posting here. I see self-selection all the time on here. I remember reading a thread on income and being amazed at the proportion of posters with incomes well above £100k for instance... those with a average incomes were less likely to engage with the thread.

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ToBeOrNotToBee · 20/02/2023 09:42

Not forgetting the world wise stats for penis size is exactly that, world wide.

The average will be reduced somewhat by the inclusion of men where smaller penises are more common ie most of Asia.

Whilst Central and Northern European men have on average larger penises. The Swedes and Norwegians in particular, lived experience says this is particularly true.

Zanatdy · 21/02/2023 19:19

My bf is a bit paranoid about his sex. He’s asked me 4/5 times in the 2 months we have been sleeping together if he’s big enough for me. He is, but he probably is on the smaller side of the partners I’ve had. But he is also the best sex I’ve had, largely as he’s great at foreplay and sex lasts ages instead of a few pumps and they are happy! Maybe he’s learnt to make up for smaller size. It’s got a decent girth and isn’t small small but I’d personally rather have smaller than bigger as we have a lot of sex and I’m already sore! Thinking of a 9incher and some of the stuff we have done makes me want to close my legs! Haha

Zanatdy · 21/02/2023 19:20

Above should say ‘paranoid about his size’ not sex’ -apologies typo

Whowhatwherewhenwhy1 · 05/03/2023 02:30

I had a fuck buddy with an enormous cock both girth and width. Normal sex was fantastic and i loved as he knew just how to work it it but sometimes passion overtook and whilst the sex was v pleasurable i would be bruised and sore inside for several days. Husband is on the smaller size but as lots of tricks and gives mind blowing oral so i guess anything goes of you both know what you are doing