How many sex toys do you own?

[detectiveswallownorfolk]

Just a lighthearted girly chat over wine that I'm missing in lockdown!
How many sex toys do you ladies own? And do you use them regularly?
I do own a wide variety, but never thought it was an excessive collection until I shared with a friend who was utterly shocked 😂
What's lurking in your bedside drawer girls?

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None, My fanny is more sensitive than a nervous butterfly, anything other than fingers or tongue is too much 🤣

Wand vibrator , a few butt plugs , a mini vibe , a dildo , some beads

Wand (my fave), womanizer, g-spot vibe, a few butt plugs and an njoy.
What have you got OP? I could do with some more ideas!

Only two. A small Lelo handbag vibrator and a wand. I think for most of us the practicalities of keeping a larger collection discreetly makes it tricky.

None. I've always been happy just being looked after by skilled and caring fingers, tongue and, best of all, penis :-)

@Annwen

None. I've always been happy just being looked after by skilled and caring fingers, tongue and, best of all, penis :-)

I have all those things too plus two toys.

My collection keeps growing 🙈 womanizer, rabbit, plugs, hand cuffs, soft restraints, glass.
Have njoy, wand and remote egg in the post atm 😂

As a long term MN user, on several boards, I am always suspect when someone has:

1. No other posts under their user name.

and

1. Asks others questions but reveals very little themselves.

I've got four rabbits, a cock ring and a small bullet. The only one I use regularly is one of my rabbits, the others just aren't as good. I need a replacement. And the cock ring and bullet didn't really do anything for me.

@StarlightLady

As a long term MN user, on several boards, I am always suspect when someone has:

1. No other posts under their user name.

and

1. Asks others questions but reveals very little themselves.

It was my first post? I hardly think it's a crime - why be suspicious, what exactly do you think I'm getting from an anonymous forum chat 🤣

@nonflirtinghusband

Wand (my fave), womanizer, g-spot vibe, a few butt plugs and an njoy. What have you got OP? I could do with some more ideas!

I like the look of the womanizer! I have a suction cup dildo, three rabbits, two bullets, a wand, an anal kit with 5 toys such as plugs and beads, cuffs, paddle, cock ring, love eggs, and a g spot vibrator. I'm always on the lookout for a new things too!

@StarlightLady

As a long term MN user, on several boards, I am always suspect when someone has:

1. No other posts under their user name.

and

1. Asks others questions but reveals very little themselves.

Yes, plus the 'girls' thing. Bleurgh!

People on mumsnet really will get wound up over anything

I've a drawer under my bed full of them. Lol.

My husband bought a vibrator/dildo for us to use, but I hate it. I much prefer the feel of a penis, and the feel of the weight of a man on top of me. You can’t replicate what fingers and a tongue can do with a cold dildo! He really likes using it on me so i relent occasionally, but I just have a real aversion to it, and I feel quite anxious before sex now in case he decides he wants to whip it out. That makes me sound a bit pathetic but he is really good and generous in bed, and I want to give him something back in return even if I don’t particularly like it.

That makes me sound a bit pathetic but he is really good and generous in bed, and I want to give him something back in return even if I don’t particularly like it.

You should NEVER have to take a cold dildo in the vagina just to make him happy . You do not owe him this regardless of how good in bed he is . Why do women do this to themselves ? Why would any man take pleasure in something that makes a woman physically and mentally uncomfortable ? Sex is supposed to be about mutual pleasure . What he should be wanting in return is your pleasure . Not your discomfort .
Please stop allowing this to happen . And FWIW I do not like dildos either .

I have a bag of tricks with bullet vibe, butt plug, nipple clamps, remote controlled vibe, rabbit ears cock ring, bottle of lube. No dildos as they are shite as pp mentioned.



A few... 😂

@PinotPony what are those long metal hooks?? 😱

Erm... anal hooks. For very naughty people! 😂

Just had to Google it, think I'm going to have nightmares 🤣

I'm a bit jealous of your collection, @PinotPony!

I have most things! I have 2 locked boxes. Id say I was a professional collector!

Lovehoneys version of a rabbit, remote control egg, bullet, butt plug, and I've got a womaniser and a few other bits arriving tomorrow 👌