How many sex toys do you own?

[detectiveswallownorfolk]

Just a lighthearted girly chat over wine that I'm missing in lockdown!
How many sex toys do you ladies own? And do you use them regularly?
I do own a wide variety, but never thought it was an excessive collection until I shared with a friend who was utterly shocked 😂
What's lurking in your bedside drawer girls?

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Please report back and review the Womaniser , thank you .

Womanizer is amazing. Have lots of toys but this is definitely the most used’

The satisfyer is a lot cheaper than a womaniser. They ultimately do the same job. Always check Amazon as toys are often cheaper on there.

small glass butt plug - a thing of beauty - I occasionally leave it out in the bathroom among a small collection of glass paperweights to see if anyone notices - so far no-one has or if they have they've said nothing

curved glass dildo with ridged butt plug at the other end

silicone dildo with attached slim butt plug - gone off it a bit as the two dicks are one above the other rather than facing in opposite directions, so anatomically impossible - does my head in

vibrator that I hardly ever use - not that keen on the sensations

I know I’m an old man , but what is a ‘remote control egg’ pls ?

I assume not the kind of that comes from a chicken, but the ‘remote control’ bit ?

An egg for internal use that has a separate remote control, either to use yourself or more commonly for your partner. Quite fun, I've got an Active egg with a little remote that will cover 2 or 3 metres, and a Lovense egg that is app controlled so your partner can be anywhere. Sadly none of them make me orgasm so its more of an expensive novelty. Great for lockdown though.

Thought I had a few but nothing like the array above

My favourite is my bullet, wands do nothing for me. I like my glass dildo and wish my pegging kit wasn't completely untouched...

Ooh pinot that is a hoard, but I'd say between me and partner we approximately the same, with the addition of 200m of rope of various materials and I'll raise you an anti gravity stool :)

Not that it's a competition! Sorry if it read that way.

@Mxflamingnoravera

Ooh pinot that is a hoard, but I'd say between me and partner we approximately the same, with the addition of 200m of rope of various materials and I'll raise you an anti gravity stool :)

I'm a huge fan of rope. Have been to a few shibari classes at Anatomie Studio and hoping to do some suspension by the end of the year. Love all the pretty colours and patterns.

I've heard good things about those stools but don't really understand how they work in practice. Is the seat very stretchy so you can bounce up and down?

I bought a swing last year and it's been a game changer. Feels like flying! Slightly awkward asking my dad for advice on how to fit a ceiling hard point for my... erm... boxing bag! 😂

@PinotPony

A few... 😂

Love the blue cactus thing!

I have a few. Vibrators, wand etc. Just the basic ones. I'd love to invest in more but gosh they're pricey!