Scunnered .... *insert tier pun

[dancemom]

New thread, couldn't think of a title 🙈

I'm going 1863 but I don't really care..

2739, but wouldn't it be good if it was more like 739

I'm going 3299

It really would @Helensburghmiddleagedmum

I bet this time last year we were much closer to that. Then again, we didn't have vaccines either!

I think lots of people will not be getting tested so they don't have to isolate and miss the first week of the holidays so I'm going low today. 1700.
I've been good about getting the kids to do regular lat flows but this week I don't want to know. Unless they're actually unwell.

Ooooh, a game! I'm going 3333. Given the big rise in the past couple of days, especially in men, and that yesterday was 5 days after Fridays historic nil-nil victory, which is the average time when symptoms seem to show, I'm going up. Though it's nothing to do with the football, of course. . Though I am tempering that with an end of term slowdown in testing... (hopefully) and that there generally seems to be more tests done on mon/ Tues than weds.

Just listening to FMQs. Anas Sarwar is such a wet rag, he does absolutely nothing for me. Not that I am a big fan of performative combat, but he strikes me as someone with no real world view.

I think it's 2999 today according to FMQs

Ah, if that's right, I think youcannot (3100) gets the bragging rights with a difference of 101. I may be too invested in this...

Did I win?? 😁

Pah! We don't need FMQ update, we have @dancemom

@latissimusdorsi

@Y0uCann0tBeSer10us is the winner!

Your prize is, er, nothing, but I have written you a haiku.

Over 3k said
You Cannot Be Serious
And she was spot on!

Ha ha @SoMuchForSummerLove I love it! I never win anything, this has made my day #easilypleased

You are welcome.

Tomorrow's winner gets a limerick

[quote SoMuchForSummerLove]@Y0uCann0tBeSer10us is the winner!

Your prize is, er, nothing, but I have written you a haiku.

Over 3k said
You Cannot Be Serious
And she was spot on![/quote]
Haha! Brilliant! ( pedant alert except it was actually under 3k )

I know!!! As I pressed post I realised it was wrong

Under 3K said
You Cannot Be Serious
And she was closest

There, now it's technically correct

We shouldn't be posting daily numbers @dancemom has been doing an amazing service for months

@SoMuchForSummerLove

I know!!! As I pressed post I realised it was wrong

Under 3K said
You Cannot Be Serious
And she was closest

There, now it's technically correct

Nope

she said 3100 but was closest.

@rookiemere I will consider myself told off

• 2,999 new cases of COVID-19 reported
• 40,952 new tests for COVID-19 that reported results
◦ 7.7% of these were positive
• 5 new reported death(s) of people who have tested positive
• 17 people were in intensive care yesterday with recently confirmed COVID-19
• 177 people were in hospital yesterday with recently confirmed COVID-19
• 3,695,303 people have received the first dose of the Covid vaccination and 2,631,533 have received their second dose

Sorry guys caught up with work today

And @rookiemere that's so lovely but it's no problem

Aw thanks @latissimusdorsi

@dancemom

Sorry guys caught up with work today

WORK @dancemom No we need you here! Let us know if you need a note for your employer, I'll do you one....