Prince Edward saves the Union

[kurtrussellsbeard]

Apparently Prince Edward is moving to Scotland as part of a bid to save the union. I'm not 100% on what he'll do when he's here or why this would affect any of us ordinary plebs but I'm sure they have a plan. So if Prince Edward moves to Scotland will that be it for independence?

Is he bringing Sophie and the weans with him?

Really? Golly that's random.

I doubt he will be moving any time soon or Nicola will be after him

'Yous have been telt, you mad bastards' 😄

"The Daily Mail cited a Downing Street source saying no formal request had ever been made and said Buckingham Palace was unaware of the proposal"

Of course!! We all love a royal, don't you know that?! It's absolutely hilarious.

Whaaaat? That would be rather random.

Thought Boris saved the Union the other week?

"And the weans" love it

Allegedly, Edward is getting Duke of Edinburgh eventually so it makes sense

@florafoxtrot and Gordon Brown is still to have his turn.

Are we playing "It's a Knockout?"

I think that would boost the case for independence massively 😂

[quote kurtrussellsbeard]@florafoxtrot and Gordon Brown is still to have his turn. [/quote]
Good grief

Maybe he's behind one of the numerous recent posts about moving to Scotland? What ages are the kids?

@LizzieMacQueen

Maybe he's behind one of the numerous recent posts about moving to Scotland? What ages are the kids?

I wonder where he would live? I mean if he lived in an ex council house down braehead road in cumbernauld...

@LizzieMacQueen

I really don't know why they insist on bringing Gordon Brown back from the dead and promoting him as the saviour of Scotland.
Everytime I see him, I think of 'That ghastly woman'- the time he forgot to turn his mike off in the car. I mean, surely they can find a more likeable unionist to sell us 'The Vow'.

• Meant to write 'The Vow Second Edition'

I wonder how they decided who it would be.

@TheCanyon

I wonder where he would live? I mean if he lived in an ex council house down braehead road in cumbernauld...

I think Anne would be a better idea. She loves the Scotland rugby boys.

@kurtrussellsbeard

I wonder how they decided who it would be.

Surely they sussed Andrew wouldn’t be a good idea!

Agree that I’d have guessed Anne if I was a betting woman!

Anne was probably asked and told them to fuck off.

I just keep thinking of Longshanks. We need a nickname for our Eddie.

I dunno, I can see edward and Sophie fitting right in.

I'm surprised you're defending the woman in the Gordon Brown saga, as far as I can tell she was bigoted and she didn't want anymore Eastern Europeans round her getting benefits.

Of course they would fit in! And actually they'd be very welcome! Sophie in particular seems a lovely lady.

It's just the ludicrous idea that giving us a member of the Royal Family to walk and live amongst us is somehow a gift of some kind. A wee treat 🤣

I have been to Braehead Road in Cumbernauld before right enough and while it's very nice I don't think it's exactly what they'd be looking for

Agree it's utterly preposterous as an idea - unless they're going to stand in the streets chucking out free money, it beats me.

I saw a headline recently that said
Eddie & Sof are the new fab4 along with Willie & Katie so hopefully, they stay in England.
I'd rather have bawbag Boris back for a flying visit 😜😜