@polarisation
The 2m cracker had to be stabbed in the middle to get it to rip. Can't easily anonymise a photo of us pulling it, but here's a photo of half of it on my 93cm 3yo for scale?!
This is fab! Well done. Cracker-based fashion is the way forward.
Hope everyone else had as good a time as possible, and is sitting in the seasonally correct fug of too much food, drink and chocolate. And that you're all feeling thoroughly protected in protection level 4. Have to say I haven't noticed it yet as I wouldn't have left the house yesterday anyway - Twas truly grim weather. Even the cat didn't go out and ended up hurling herself through the first floor bannisters through to the ground floor in frustration. She was fine, but a bit embarrassed for the rest of the day.
I think there will be the next announcement on Tuesday. There was talk of revising the restrictions of the levels, to be announced in the new year (presumably making level 2 and 3 stricter because they haven't really done much?) but I think if they are going to tighten level 4 too it will have to be done before then. And obviously that will mean changing the regulations without even attempting any parliamentary debate, which I do think is skirting on dodgy ground.
I really, really hope they don't remove the exemptions for children and young people. That is one thing that I think the Scottish system has done better than the English one, having regard for relative risk of children/ outdoors vs indoors and so on. But if they close playgrounds again I'll cry. I will if they ban booze sales too... especially given the upcoming school closures. I think we're OK til hogmanay, but I can't vouch for our stocks beyond then.