Totally OT, but I wanted you to have a laugh.
For the first time I have been back to my library which has been opened for about 6 weeks now. As the opening times are 11-3 (11-2 on sat) it is not easiest to go, but I had books to return, plus one I wanted (and not to mention the poo bags), so I made the effort.
In order to enter the premises you have to register. I am not totally computer illiterate, but I can assure it is not THAT obvious how to do it. It transpires you can only get an appointment for the next day and not for the same day, but it is really not obvious what (not) to do, so much so I had to phone.
Once you get there you are greeted by someone downstairs (wearing gloves and mask) who ticks your name off the list. You deposit the books you wish to return in a cardboard box and proceed upstairs to the sancta sanctorum.
As you enter, you notice that the counter where a lonely staff stands is totally enclosed in perspex (I now wonder how she gets in and out) all the way up. And yet, she is wearing gloves and a mask too. She checks my name again and proceeds to give me my book. She then asks to see my library card, but only from a distance. No touching of anything required.
To leave the premises I have now to circumnavigate the whole library in order to adhere to the compulsory one way system.
Everything was over and done in 5 mins, but I thought that the whole experience was totally surreal.
On the plus side, there was another member of staff dealing with bus passes and similar matters (and I did get my poo bags).