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Total rubbish posted here about Polys!

104 replies

TruePoly · 18/04/2010 16:51

Most the stuff I have read here posted by Polys is total crp. They are no more Polys than I am the next PM! Glad to see that the troll concerned was outed. Yes BTW most female polys are indeed bisexual so the poster who wrote that at least knew what they* were talking about!

I live in a four way poly relationship. No farm, no barns, no Dower house (WTF!!) just an ordinary Victorian house in the UK midlands.

OP posts:
JunoWatt · 18/04/2010 16:51

what are oyu on about
i went to a UNiversity so this poly thing is lost on me.

GypsyMoth · 18/04/2010 16:52

polyester?

moviegirl · 18/04/2010 16:53

Eh ?

pagwatch · 18/04/2010 16:53

poly wolly doodle all the day

BitOfFun · 18/04/2010 16:53

Russell Group, I take it Juno?

RubysReturn · 18/04/2010 16:54

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ChocolatePants · 18/04/2010 16:55

Last thread I remember was indeed total crap. But that was a while ago.....hmmmm....what exactly are you on about- the barn person? If so, I think she was a bit fucked up.

Anyway, what is your reason for staring this thread...if there is any...

moviegirl · 18/04/2010 16:55

Monty Python's dead parrot sketch is the best "poly" I know

pagwatch · 18/04/2010 16:55

Poly Filler

I happen to know that Poly Filler is in at least two victorian houses in the East Midlands

ChocolatePants · 18/04/2010 16:56

DSAhe's on about polygamous lifestyles, dafties

mrsboogie · 18/04/2010 16:56

what's a Dower House and do I need to see about getting one?

ChocolatePants · 18/04/2010 16:57

Pagwatch- but do you use the ready made or the make- your-own?

RubysReturn · 18/04/2010 16:57

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pagwatch · 18/04/2010 16:58

The make your own adds a certain frisson of excitement. It may not set after all

moviegirl · 18/04/2010 16:58

well i am afraid if it is polygamous lifestyles I have to say one man in my life is waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too many - never mind several. what a horrible thought - unless of course the house contains

George clooney, Liam Neeson, Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig, Sean Bean....... and me

maduggar · 18/04/2010 16:58

fuck me with a spork

MadameOvary · 18/04/2010 16:59

Polyamory, I think.
Bizarre statement OP, how can you speak for other people?
Its the most judgey post I've read, well, ever!

RubysReturn · 18/04/2010 16:59

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mmrsceptic · 18/04/2010 17:00

it's a maths thing, it's how many sexual partners fit in a polygon, definitely worth talking about

ChocolatePants · 18/04/2010 17:00

Pagwatch I am forced to agree with you- the make-yourself in any scenario always carries that extra excitement.

MadameOvary · 18/04/2010 17:00

So is there a difference between polygamy and polyamory?.
On second thoughts...I don't really care enough.
[wanders off]

BitOfFun · 18/04/2010 17:01

If you are a poly but mislay one or more partners, does that make you a Monopoly?

moviegirl · 18/04/2010 17:01

If you put Liam Neeson in a polygon there wouldnt be any room for anyone else - 12 inches and counting girls

oh er mrs!

mmrsceptic · 18/04/2010 17:03

am not on mn enough it sounds like i could have learned something

am not poly -- a bit square, me

just going to have a quiet snurk at my own joke there

ChocolatePants · 18/04/2010 17:04

BoF- I think it might just be so.

Oh- where is the OP?