Anyone else has a dh who talks too much during sex?

[NinaJane]

I love this man, but how do I make him stop?

You see, I set the scene in my mind - location, mood, various appropriate characters etc and things go fine for a while until my dh shatters it with just one spoken word - then I have to start from scratch again. I'm the kind of gal who cannot climax without a little bit of help from my imagination .

I've tried a gentle sshhh - doesn't work. I've tried to involve him in the process, but then he says something completely out of context and my whole picture blows up in smoke.

How do I tell him to just shut up, without offending him?

Could a man actually be stupid enough to fall for a fake orgasm?

If a man has ever felt a real orgasm, even once, he'd know right away if you were faking - you can't fake the physical "symptoms" no matter how good your pc muscles are!

If I thought for one second that DH was fantasising about Dr Cuddy from House whilst making "lurve" to me, I'd rip his balls off and shove them down his throat, I'm thinking of him and only him, whilst jiggling up and down on top of him.
I told him off last night for spoiling the mood by saying I tasted like crisps while I was attacking him like a starving man attacks a steak . Well it had been a whole week!

Mal, I don't always know whether a guy has finished or not, IME it's a function of whether I am large or not relative to him. Maybe I've had lots of fakers on my hands IYSWIM.

And great that you think of him and only him, and have fantastic sex - it works for you. What if you'd had sex for 15 years (and enjoyed it) but never reached a point of womanly fulfillment like waves building up to reach the shore (apols to Lawrence D) - wouldn't you at least try something else??

Nina - heheheheh [Grin] AGH!

that burst ya bubble, didn't it, coolfonz ?

< evil smirk >

hehehehe

my bubble has deflated, been swept into the corner of the room and is now collecting dust like an...er...burst bubbley thing.

damn you evil mums

but i don't talk in bed!! heheheh
i can't really.
you know, it's rude, mouthful etc

ok, ok...don't kill it

Sex rapping - how romantic.

thesecondcoming - lol, that would drive me nuts...

on the subject of faking, I'm assuming if it feels like your 'thing' is being crushed in a small vice its a good indicator.. is that right?

Someone should record and sell (comic) CD of these love making commentaries. Bound to be a best selling hit.

TDiddy - that's an absolutely cracking idea , love to see that on amazon..

the macho equivalent of the "vagina monologues" if anyone's seen it.

It could even become the cool thing for all Diddies in deh house

Just so you know that I was not being rude