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My husband thinks he doesn't get enough.

90 replies

darcymum · 26/02/2010 15:42

Come on then how of often do you do it? Is the average really three times a week?

OP posts:
choclab · 26/02/2010 16:47

lucky you

BitOfFun · 26/02/2010 17:03

He wouldn't be a dessicated husk if you used enough Cherry Lube though, surely, Mal?

thesunshinesbrightly · 26/02/2010 17:05

Oblomov - No i was not kidding

HantsPants · 26/02/2010 17:07

Crikey, am not letting DH see this. He is pathetically grateful for once a week after many years of marriage

Oblomov · 26/02/2010 17:08

REALLY ?
christ ! lucky dh !!

not that i am comparing myself. we are wierd. not for ages, then 4 times in a night is our norm.

but 14 times a week? god !!

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2010 17:13

BoF stop cheating or I'll take away your dabber and Thursday night Gala pass.

MrsGuyOfGisbourne · 26/02/2010 17:19

Oblomov - at playground chat - your is more interesting than ours!

thesunshinesbrightly · 26/02/2010 17:19

Maybe that's why i don't keep men for long, maybe i have a problem

BitOfFun · 26/02/2010 17:20

I can't tell you; it would just make you all feel bad.

cocolepew · 26/02/2010 17:23

Every half hour.

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2010 17:27

I can only have sex when the moon is in uranus.

GoddessInTheKitchen · 26/02/2010 17:30

some form of sex almost everynight here

InmaculadaConcepcion · 26/02/2010 17:31

Pre birth 3-4 times per week (luxurious lie-ins)

Post birth 1-2 times per week (snatched 5 mins while the baby's asleep)

BitOfFun · 26/02/2010 17:34

Is Wednesdays animal sex, Goddess? It is in our house. I save necrophilia for Sundays out of respect.

absinthe · 26/02/2010 17:36

depends how you define "sex" - the full works, quick in and out, wet hump, grope??? Possibly same as Goddess, depends

GoddessInTheKitchen · 26/02/2010 17:38

bof

btw i just asked dp and he reckons that the answer to the op's question is that he may not be 'getting enough'

AnyFucker · 26/02/2010 17:42

I am 40+ and can confirm that sex does continue to improve

and I don't have a hot young man...not this week anyway

I have a clapped out husband who perks up into something quite frisky when the mood is right

noddyholder · 26/02/2010 17:44

I agree with AF my dp is nearly 50 but means nothing with the lights off

TweedyneeCole · 26/02/2010 17:47

Once a week and Dh thinks he's doing well. I am knackered.

Oblomov · 26/02/2010 17:51

I said to dh last night:
I can't this week.
My carpet burns from last week are still far too painfull.

poshwellies · 26/02/2010 17:52

What's a wet hump?

juicy12 · 26/02/2010 17:56

wet hump = a bit of bump and grind, yes?
btw about twice a week here, prob

MrsSawdust · 26/02/2010 18:04

I thought a dry hump was bump and grind with clothes on. By my reckoning, a wet hump is actual sex, no?

We go through phases. Some weeks 3 times, other weeks not at all.

poshwellies · 26/02/2010 18:12

Yes,I thought the same MrsS or that it was a man humping you from behind while you were busy washing up (which happens in my kitchen quite alot )

Gracie123 · 26/02/2010 18:19

Am but suddenly understand people who do it 5 times a week. I was like 'how do you have time??' until someone said it only takes 5/10 minutes.

DH doesn't get it very often (by these standards) but tends to last between 1 and 2 hours!