self indulgent, please ignore

[Katiekitty]

Just need to let off some angst here

I got dumped by a shithead man a few days ago

It's my birthday today, we were supposed to be spending it doing something together, time booked off etc

Instead, I'm plain old wallowing.

Please snap me out of it

Feel better for just writing it down

TizzyJ - you are a person who appreciates a drink avec accesories. For your niceness, yhou also get an olive on a pickle fork. God love you x

AF PROMPTLY gets my secret santa baileys x

bottle thereof

your need is greater

< sniffle >

< wipes nose on sleeve >

< pulls face at sight of greenie >

Anyfucker - can you pass nyour green bogie off as an olive,or an angelica accoutrement?

O

Oooh

playimg Echo and the bunnymen

lovely

pmsl, katie, thats the attitude, love !!

jesus, that tosser doesn't know what he is doing

how many years on the clock today, btw ?

and yes, tis ok to lie

Please don't pass me any fuckers snot as my olive.

So any (other)nibbles? I'm getting peckish? How about vol au vents. thats a word, 3 actually, that always makes me laugh. What are they all about?

AF - damn you- 39 years! fuck

Echo and the Bunnymen. You should be doing the macarena by now girl

Tizzxy - yoiu aare my saviour simply because I went to a party recenty with fuckface when I had to take vol au vents... so, I have some v-a-v pastry shells left in my freezer

Holy jszzuz - at that party, he hardl said two words to me that we went to, becaue he said: "he would rather stand ikn the corner"

Me? I'm there in the thick of it

Oh yes, more Echo and the B M!!!!!!! ace

Maybe some Roxy Music too?

Join in!

(glug, spilling the Bileys)

You are so much better off without a man who wants to stand in the corner at parties. Wanker. How about some Shakin Stevens singing Merry Christmas Everyone. Good for drunken dancing round your handbag.

Pah! You don't look a day over thirty.

more booze please! also - AF where DID you put that greeny? not in the v au v one hopes...

Right: dress code green - beverages are on me

He is a shithead, no good, crap, non caring fuck face

All attention had to be on HIM

If I dared to look nice

Say something intersting

Say something funny

Talk to anyone except HIM

DO anything

Leave the house

Anything

< dances like a loon >

< falls over >

39 ??? A mere baby

I totally agree. Can we put on some blondie now? Also
these canapes are lovely but I will need a kebab later.

jussssayin

( I have oven chips)

any takers??

oh dear have to now go and reapply makeup without coming out looking like the bloke from the Cure used to.

why you walking sideways van ?

have you pissed yaself again ?

Hey, happy birthday - forget the tosser and enjoy the cyber piss-up. (Starts hunting out mulled wine ingredients).

If it' any help, when I went to the shops earleir, I was rocking a Robert Smith MAD HAIR and smudged lippy... it works wonders
(also, fuck me, I fell over on the ice and I have a massive bruise on my knee)
ROCK IT!

and thank you so much to everyone for getting me trhough, fuck, cant even be bothered to spell

molly, we don't have time for recipes

just chuck it all in together and glug it

Ooh Mullered wine, some mince pies as well?

But any drinks require accessories and accoutrements on this thread