self indulgent, please ignore

[Katiekitty]

Just need to let off some angst here

I got dumped by a shithead man a few days ago

It's my birthday today, we were supposed to be spending it doing something together, time booked off etc

Instead, I'm plain old wallowing.

Please snap me out of it

Feel better for just writing it down

Well chin up, at least you didn't spill the good stuff. AND you have a whole bottle to be getting on with

You seem more upset about a glass of cheap wine than your ex. Maybe that says something!!!!

Well, I suppose it's easire to mopp up the mess of a wine spill!

He messed with my heart and that's harder to mend, but it remains, that he is a stupid shit for brains double crossing fuck face, liar, scumbag bumface, no good loser, inept socially deficient, crap dressing little shit

Oh kitty

At least you were dumped by a shithead not the most wonderful man in the world.

Ermmm.... is that helpful It was meant to be.

Enjoy your chablis .

Orm - that's genius! it's made me laugh for the first time today!!

He kept saying how he'd got me a lovely birthday present - I wonder what it was? Probably somthing shit.

What a stupid thing to say! Either just give it to you or say nothing. Don't dangle it over you. Dick. He probably jsut means 'I was going to get you something nice but was too much of a tool to actually go out and buy it'.

Thank god it's over. How could you make woopie and flirt your arse off with all the fab sexy guys you are soon to meet if you were still with him?

My dickhead ex totally fucked with my heart, it hurt like hell, but my handsome prince came and fixed it up good and proper, and has a much nicer willy. The same WILL happen to you.

I love aiding a good wallow. Are you SURE there is noone who you could have a good chat on the phone with even. or go down the boozer with? or do you just want to be on your own? I can sit here and drink with you for a good hour if that would help?

great name vanilla

Thanks! That means a lot cos I am such a big anyfucker fan!

[unabashedly arse kissy emoticon]

Where's the OP? I want to get cyber pissed with her.

who arrr ya.... who arrr ya ??

Right - I'm pouring - whaddya want? On me!

I blooddy love you all!x x x x x

mines a Baileys, with a dash of brandy

AF - you are posh and it shall be rewarded.

Fill your Christmas boots with a LARGE baileys (no brandy, but I'll put a bit of cadbury's in it -you wont tell the difference)

I am pissed!

Hooray!!! mine is a very nice spicy large glass of red please.

Oh just give me the bottle...

Vanilla - I don 't care, yo'ure getting a Bailleys too..

Actually, baileys for all!

blimey katie, you are a cheap date aren'tcha ?

yes, I am very posh, I stick my little finger up as I swig my half-pints of Baileys

Umm - large tomato based baileys for madmae vanilla, if you don't mind

(passes along loooooog MN bar)

did you catch it?

Bailey tis then. Could i have an ice cube ploise?

I love a girl who's pissed at half past 6. That's the spirit.

I'll have a glass of merlot

Oh my me

A cherry in Fuckers Baileys if yuou dont mind

And maybe a clean glass?

Vanilla = yes, but it's one from Halloweee and it's got a comedy spider in it.. do ou mind?

Miss Tissy = you'll have a Midori and be glad of it x x x x x

Midori....who do you think i am? Oh all right then. But i want an umbrella thingy and sparklers

Oh dear - I think I am tipsy

At tea time

I have just sneezed and snotted in my Baileys

can I have another

in my defence, I have a stinker of a cold...