Oral Sex - Personal and detailed.

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This is a bit embarassing but feel like I want to chat about it. Have never been a big fan of the above but I feel I should do it as DH does it for me. I want to make him happy. I don't do it very often but he loves to do it for me. I either move away before ejaculation or run into the bathroom quick and spit it out. The other night for the first time ever I swallowed. It's making me feel ill just thinking about it now. I can't believe that I did it. DH finds it really sexy. Does anyone else go all the way like this. I know it sounds silly but I keep thinking I'm going to get pregnant like this - even though I have read everywhere that there is no way that you can.

tastes like disprol, smells like bleach. Great advert, eh ?

Not that I'm a complete slapper, but I have noticed in my recent foray back into the world of dating (& some) that different men, taste different.
Current chap tastes very sweet, which is a huge bonus. Had a boyfriend years back who was soooo salty & bleachy that I would nearly gag every time.
Also has to be said as the men get older, they don't fire the stuff out at quite such an awesome rate!!

So that's why I married an oldie

Oh no! Don't take offence to this thread otherwise it will be deleted then we won't have the point of reference!!!!

if you spit the stuff is all over your tongue and tastebuds - therefore perpetuating the idea that it's so rank. If you swallow it's gone in a flash and you don't even really taste it, much tidier too. I never thought it tasted awful but then again I actually like the taste of soluble paracetamol! LOL. I think spitting is more yuk myself..

As Samantha said from Sex in the City

"he's got funky spunk!"

Apparently it's all down to what they eat. If you brush your teeth first it doesn't taste so bad.

LOL
just come back from long weekend away and this thread is hilarious!
DH keeps looking at me as I'm crying with laughter at you all.

I swallow - just make sure you have a glass of water or wine nearby. Not so bad and worth it for look on DH face

having said that, DH is not getting any at mo as I am rather at mo....still this thread has cheered me up no end
thanks MNS

Thanks for the info MrsMiggins! lol

don't know how I missed this thread!!!!

Not sure if anyone has already mentioned this - but it's supposed to taste different according to the mans diet. Bland, processed food is supposed to make it taste salty, whilst a mediterranean type diet is supposed to make it taste sweeter.

Did you know that it's actually the man who makes you smell after sex?

PMSL BTW - this thread is soooooo funny.

Blame us for that, too, eh?

DW cooks spicy west indian food, funnily enough she loves the taste that gives me! LOL

pmsl at this thread!!!!! I dont swallow, dh doesnt like to go the whole hog as it were but prefers to incorporate a bj into foreplay iyswim.
Happydaddy areyou saying that your semen tastes of spicey west indian food??!!!!!

Don't swallow if you suffer from herpes. The amino acid in semen is one that can trigger an attack.

I sort of re-direct it at the crucial moment, and let it run out of my mouth back on to him.

A lot of attention to oral sex for men - what about some tips for top cunnilingus?

I'll start: get him to push your mound of venus up and back a bit which sort of stretches the skin around your clit and exposes it a bit more.

BE GENTLE !!!

Lick from the mid area upwards to the clitoris in the same way you would lick an ice-cream.

Circular motions with the tip of the tongue around the clit too.

Mmmmmm

get him to put vicks vapo rub on his nose then tickle your clitoris with his nose

get him to suck your clitoris

blood drains away from my face cant believe ive just typed that

do i click post message? oh why not!

Isnt vicks dangerous to put on the budgies tongue?

Sweetest Monkey, I think you need the Pets Board....
LOL

oh ok i'll be off then!!!
LOL

do it do it thoroughly enough to get your face wet

"A lot of attention to oral sex for men - what about some tips for top cunnilingus? "

didn't i say that? perhaps i need practical.. no, sorry, that's flirting.

Forgive me AC but what do you need tips for?

wishful thinking, happy memories, the old folks home in 50 years time?

Nice. Looking forward to blowing away some cobwebs?