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Oral Sex - Personal and detailed.

149 replies

thisispersonal · 11/04/2005 10:36

This is a bit embarassing but feel like I want to chat about it. Have never been a big fan of the above but I feel I should do it as DH does it for me. I want to make him happy. I don't do it very often but he loves to do it for me. I either move away before ejaculation or run into the bathroom quick and spit it out. The other night for the first time ever I swallowed. It's making me feel ill just thinking about it now. I can't believe that I did it. DH finds it really sexy. Does anyone else go all the way like this. I know it sounds silly but I keep thinking I'm going to get pregnant like this - even though I have read everywhere that there is no way that you can.

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DeadorAlive · 06/05/2005 11:57

And I'm vegetarian...and it's got vitamin C too...no need for Holland & Barrett anymore!

Can you believe there's only supposed to be a 'teaspoon' per time?!?!!? Certainly doesn't feel that way! Mind, it is an American site and their teaspoons are bigger than ours!

noddyholder · 06/05/2005 12:10

I can't be doing all that

HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 12:10

Hello branster. LOL

QueenEagle · 06/05/2005 12:11

God! I turn the pc off to get on with the housework and nothing very interesting was going on here this morning - come back and look what I've missed! Right that's it, gonna sit on here all day again from now on and sod the housework!

I love it, love it, love it! dh takes a lot of persuading sometimes and he needs to be in the right frame of mind for it but is getting so much better at it, and I do like to give him the opportunity to practice his technique as often as possible!

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 12:12

1 hour 4 mins LOL
HD your slippig

QueenEagle · 06/05/2005 12:13

Oh yeah HD - what you been up to then? Or shouldn't I ask?

HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 12:14

Ooh yes queeneagle the housework had me hooked!!

Sweetmonkey, don't you start.

I love giving as much as receiving. Does that make me gay? LOL

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 12:14

yep

HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 12:15

That's not what you said last night...

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 12:16

dont get me involved in yr sordid little dirty pervy world!!!
thank you very much

LOL

HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 12:24

Have i killed this thread already? I'll leave if it will help.

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 12:26

too late !! you've done it now.
LOL

anonymouschap · 06/05/2005 12:28

of course, there's a school of thought that says that men could use a few pointers as well

DeadorAlive · 06/05/2005 12:29

How rude can you get on here without being banished?!?!?! Once read you MNs don't take lightly to 'smut'...but don't read the thread if you don't like it?

I've hit my 30s, single and am finally finding out what I've been missing after years of hating sex! exDP was very generous, considering he didn't get any from me, but I just put it down to him being a Latino Luva and me being bloody lucky!

Single and all this sexual tension ain't good...thank god for the bunny!

QueenEagle · 06/05/2005 12:30

TIUTA - looks like you are in the minority on that one!

HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 12:32

yep TIUTA, definately not my bag either.

lou33 · 06/05/2005 12:53

if you don't want to spit or swallow , he could always come on your face

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 12:53

avoiding eyes though!!

lou33 · 06/05/2005 12:56

yes, like a face pack

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 12:57

LOL lou

DeadorAlive · 06/05/2005 12:57

my mate's just saying to wear swimming goggles cos it stings!

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 12:58

like you wouldnt believe

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 12:58

swimming goggles prob not too attractive though!!!!!

DeadorAlive · 06/05/2005 13:00

true but a better option that one of those sexy pink NHS eye patches over your eye for life

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 13:01

pink you say? well in that case im off to get me one!!!!