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Oral Sex - Personal and detailed.

149 replies

thisispersonal · 11/04/2005 10:36

This is a bit embarassing but feel like I want to chat about it. Have never been a big fan of the above but I feel I should do it as DH does it for me. I want to make him happy. I don't do it very often but he loves to do it for me. I either move away before ejaculation or run into the bathroom quick and spit it out. The other night for the first time ever I swallowed. It's making me feel ill just thinking about it now. I can't believe that I did it. DH finds it really sexy. Does anyone else go all the way like this. I know it sounds silly but I keep thinking I'm going to get pregnant like this - even though I have read everywhere that there is no way that you can.

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SleepyJess · 06/05/2005 15:27

Lou,.. well, obviously if you want to that fine..

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 15:28

never noticed before, bet i'll be looking out for it now though!!
i wouldnt do it unless i was totally comfortable with it though.

. goes to hide in corner coz feels like a dirty monkey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NomDePlume · 06/05/2005 15:28

It tastes f**king rank. End of

Pomi · 06/05/2005 15:29

After reading these comments i was wondering the hygene implicatons of oral sex.

lou33 · 06/05/2005 15:29

hello saucy

thedogmother · 06/05/2005 15:37

Don't mind it myself, the taste that is. And enjoy the actual act, dh loves it, and seems to enjoy doing it to me. He doesn't get it as often as he would like I hasten to add.

We have a few rules though. He's not allowed to press down on my head, to make it go in further. If he does, I take it out. He has to trust my judgement.

(However, I'm just about to start a thread "how can I spice up my sex life?")

thedogmother · 06/05/2005 15:38

Actually, I won't start a new thread - just realised there's already one going!

fastasleep · 06/05/2005 15:39

God if my DH pressed on my head I'd bite him! ..

FatFluckerFio · 06/05/2005 15:41

I have a deep throat

is it anything to with haviung your tonsils taken out

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 15:41

That is the worst thing. i stop and refuse to continue if they do that, puts me off doing them in future too

Iklboo · 06/05/2005 15:46

Sorry, but I enjoy it (act & swallowing), but then again I'm a dirty bint . Honestly girls, theres nothing better for getting your bloke to do something for you than to wake him up with one (you know, start off while he's asleep - he thinks he's dreaming, wakes up & realises his dream's come true!)

fastasleep · 06/05/2005 15:48

FFF I have a deep throat and no tonsils too! Freaky... I also enjoy it I'm a dirty little...too

SleepyJess · 06/05/2005 15:52

It's not the act I object to! Nowt wrong with that! It's the 'cumming in the mouth' that I find most objectionable!

NomDePlume · 06/05/2005 16:01

Blow jobs are fun to give, I like to give them but semen tastes awful. Start with mouth, take to the brink and finish off with a good spitty hand-job. Everyone's happy, no-one is gagging.

fastasleep · 06/05/2005 16:03

My Dh can never resist the urge to go the whole way with a BJ and ends up er....well....doing the usual bed time...thing.. which suits me fine!

FatFluckerFio · 06/05/2005 16:03

If you get in past your taste buds you dont taste anything

fastasleep · 06/05/2005 16:16

OMG can you believe we have just been called.... SMUTTY.

lol.

SleepyJess · 06/05/2005 16:20

I am insulted.. I would at least have expected us to be called 'dirty, DIRTY bitches!' (in the style of Hugh Grant as Daniel Cleaver...)

Cor..

juniperdewdrop · 06/05/2005 16:45

How much does it cost to get your tonsils out privately??

CantBelieveItsAcceptable · 06/05/2005 16:49

This thread should be terminated forthwith. Tasteless humour doesn't go down well with me.

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 16:50

lol V FUNNY ICBINA

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 16:51

OOOPS THAT SHOULD BE CBIA

NomDePlume · 06/05/2005 16:51

If only it was tasteless, if only it was....

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 16:51

LOL NDP
[GRIN]

juniperdewdrop · 06/05/2005 16:52

But I like the taste of soluble paracetamol