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Eye contact looking into his eyes, while sucking his cock, watch his expression as the pleasure builds, it can put you on new level and remember men are visual creatures.
*Make sure your tongue is really wet and lick the entire shaft of his penis, and the ridge where the head joins the shaft, called the corona. This is the most sensitive part of his cock. Follow this ridge around to the underside. There's a juncture where the two ends come together. This tiny area is easily the most sensitive spot on his entire body. Just like your clitoris.
*To get your man excited, take his penis out of his pants or get him naked, and run your fingers very gently over the underside of his penis.
*If he?s not fully hard, start to run your tongue lightly over his cock and take it gently in your mouth, just like women, men take a little while to get aroused too.
*Breathe on his cock and blow gently with your hot breath.
*Gently rub his balls, don?t rub to hard , the testicles are very sensitive.
*Gently lick his scrotum or try drawing both of his balls in your mouth. Use one hand to circle the top of the scrotum, and gently pull it down bringing the balls together into a neat package that will fit into your mouth. Best position for this is if he is standing up, be careful not to scratch with your teeth and use your tongue to give his balls a good lashing.
*Use your hands on the penis too, using firm strokes will heighten the sensations and excite your partner even further.
Deep throat.
Some people have a more sensitive gag reflex than others, and not everyone can overcome that if you can?t, make up for it by using your hands. Whatever part of the penis you can?t take into your mouth, wrap your hand around it and simultaneously with your mouth, move you?re hand up and down. This way it will feel as though you?re taking in the whole penis, even though you?re not. I couldn?t deep throat, but after a lot of practice I learned the techniques.
First you take the penis as far as you can without gagging, then you close your eyes and concentrate, very slowly ease the penis in taking each quarter of a centimeter at a time, assuring yourself you won?t choke, until it?s all in. Once you have mastered this ability you?ll be able to do it as slow or as fast as you want, but don?t do it fast the first time, you definitely will gag.
*A blow-job is not just about putting a penis in your mouth and moving up and down, you need to use your tongue to stimulate the head as well.
*Alternate between sucking it and licking it.
*Remember there is a man on the end of that penis don?t just work the cock, look up and deeply kiss him.
*Talk to him, tell him how pleasurable sucking his cock his cock is. Tell him how good he tastes, tell him how much it turns you on.
*Tease him until he can?t stand it anymore anticipation is a great aphrodisiac.
*Get him naked and kiss and lick all the areas around his penis, don?t touch it. Lick and kiss his inner thighs, lick and kiss his balls. By that time he should be gagging, then start to go down on him.
*Simulate intercourse, with your hands slowly jerk him off but when your hand reaches the bottom of the shaft, take it into your mouth, roll your lips over your teeth and keep the opening firm, so it feels like his penis is entering a tight firm vagina. Then suck it, with hard deep sucks followed by quick light ones.
*At the same time rub the area, just behind his balls. Even though it?s close to his bottom, it produces powerful sensations.
*As you run your hands up and down his penis, squeeze it a little, just jerk the head softly, and be firm yet gentle.