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Oral Sex - Personal and detailed.

149 replies

thisispersonal · 11/04/2005 10:36

This is a bit embarassing but feel like I want to chat about it. Have never been a big fan of the above but I feel I should do it as DH does it for me. I want to make him happy. I don't do it very often but he loves to do it for me. I either move away before ejaculation or run into the bathroom quick and spit it out. The other night for the first time ever I swallowed. It's making me feel ill just thinking about it now. I can't believe that I did it. DH finds it really sexy. Does anyone else go all the way like this. I know it sounds silly but I keep thinking I'm going to get pregnant like this - even though I have read everywhere that there is no way that you can.

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HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 13:01

lou

lou33 · 06/05/2005 13:09

what?

HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 13:42

your comment about what to do if not sure whether to spit or swallow

Branster · 06/05/2005 14:25

took you a while HD to find this!!!

HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 14:38

Only found it cos someone pointed it out to me.

By the way, I needed a cold shower after your technique post!

Lonelymum · 06/05/2005 14:39

To be fair on HD, he may only have found this because I saw it and pointed him in the right direction. I can't believe my name is even going to appear on this thread. I am making no comment about the subject at all although I would like to point out that I think anonymouschap was asking for help with cunninglingus (how do you spell that word?!)

lou33 · 06/05/2005 14:41

Is it shocking then? Was only offering an alternative

QueenEagle · 06/05/2005 14:42

You could always have a pearl necklace instead...

lou33 · 06/05/2005 14:44
Grin
HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 14:45

Only that you said it lou, you are such a bastion of modesty.

Forgive me for saying but does AC have a need for any tips?

Iusethistecnique · 06/05/2005 14:45

Saw it on channel 4 (where else?) ages ago and it's fantastic

lou33 · 06/05/2005 14:46

i hope noone i know sees that happyd, they will laugh you out of town

Lonelymum · 06/05/2005 14:49

By anonymouschap on Friday, 6 May, 2005 12:28:14 PM

of course, there's a school of thought that says that men could use a few pointers as well

That, in AC speak, means: "Tell me exactly how to do it to a woman and then maybe I can persude DW she wants it".

Am I right AC?

HappyDaddy · 06/05/2005 14:50

lou, i already get laughed at regularly so i probably wouldnt notice.

Branster · 06/05/2005 14:58

i'd love to help but i don't have any tips for the other sex i'm afraid. a google should do it?

i'm glad my tips had such a strong effect on you HD!

juniperdewdrop · 06/05/2005 15:00

I once bought a video on it and it said you should work clockwise (men) but 10 to 2 is the prefered area??? God knows why??

juniperdewdrop · 06/05/2005 15:00

I can send you it happydaddy I watched it once and that was more than enough!!

haven · 06/05/2005 15:03

i swallow...but at first i thought it was the most nasty thing..yuk...but as i matured a bit with dh i started to enjoy making him satisfied....he does all sorts of stuff for me..soooo i try to make him happy....i hate men that cheat but.....if his wife or woman won't even try to make him happy in the sex department....to me that is asking for trouble...

dh....he may leave on day....he may cheat..but i promise you this he will always compare the pootie to me.....LOL.....he'll me 80 dreaming of it....

SleepyJess · 06/05/2005 15:10

What's all this about swallowing?? People in established relationships don't need to swallow!! This is just a 'necessary evil' of a new relationship, surely!! Not for married/long-term involved people!!

lou33 · 06/05/2005 15:14

jess!

SleepyJess · 06/05/2005 15:21

What??? Does anyone actually enjoy 'swallowing'??? Does anyone like the taste???!! Try making HIM taste it! He'll never pester you to swallow again!

And what's the difference for him anyway? I personally think it's just so he doesn't have to clear up..!!

anonymouschap · 06/05/2005 15:22

not quite lonely... it's the thing i miss most though

sweetmonkey · 06/05/2005 15:22

aproaches subject waringly>>>>>>>>

I personally dont mind swallowing, the taste isnt that bad.

lou33 · 06/05/2005 15:25

jess, was shocked at your comment about not for long term relationships, thats all!

SleepyJess · 06/05/2005 15:26

Oooh Sweetmonkey.. noooooooooooo!! Do you not notice that sensation of it sticking to the back of your throat... and gums!!? I think it's the sperms trying to swim upwards... as they are required to do!! First thing DH said to me after his vasectomy was 'right you can swallow now then.. no sperms to 'swim upwards'!

Needless to say, he was out of luck!