following on from the what are you good at thread - blowjobs

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Yes I know it has been done to death and I remember reading ExPat's tutorial on here once about the perfect BJ, but I can't find it now through search.

A couple of people on the what are you good at thread claimed to be especially skilled at blow jobs and I'm after a bit of advice. I am rubbish at them, I mean really awkward and bad. Please help. DH would be so happy if I could just get the technique right and neither of us has any experience with anyone else to bring to the disucssion (childhood sweethearts).

Please help and offer your hints and tips Thanks!

A thousand thanks Expat.
I was going to add this face but this one seems more action appropriate

Agree with Twoddle - about the teasing and....ahem........not swallowing. Sorry, I just can't. Feels like swallowing a cup of phlegm!

Light-weights. "If you really loved me you would..."

Guess I don't really love you

Fantastic public service there from expat. I like to think I'm pretty good (I think a bit of enthusiasm goes a long way) and I do enjoy it - it is truly a powerful thing to do - but that is an expert tutorial and I'll give it a go tonight

I totally agree with you twoddle - i'll swallow if he does too lol.

I don't give them that often as i don't think i'm that good at it iykwim

Expat

agree with what you wrote..

I think the main thing is you have to enjoy doing it.. otherwise it must be really difficult to do it....

someone said to me once i wont cum while you are doing that as i have had to much to drink- that was it i was on a mission he came twice!!!!!

IMO Swallowing isn't that bad as long as

a. they have ejaculated fairly frequently beforehand (doesn't seem to taste as bad if it's a fresh lot)

b. they cum right at the back of your throat so you don't feel or taste it.

Obviously you tell them it tasted amazing while your eyes are watering from trying to stop it from making a reappearence

Fab thread, this has made me laugh out loud!

PMSL - this is good reading and OMG expat - you def need to teach your techniques!!

you could earn a fortune

have to say BJ's arent my fav thing, but i will give them, as know dh LOVES them - infact he got one last night

most of my friends give to receive, but again i am very lucky and my DH LOVES muff diving!!!

so i get much more oral then he does

i also have a bad gag reflex,and cant get all of dh willy in my mouth,but by grasping with one hand the balls and using other hand to rub up and down cock,and also using your mouth, find the fine vien that runs up their cock and near their helmet and lick/nuzzle that - drives my dh insane with joy!!

then your man will feel as if he is in heaven - there is also a spot between their bum and balls which if you press with a finger, also turns them on, and gentle pressure on this gland will have him coming quickly

have to say i am not a lover of swallowing, and gen wont, but by this time dh is sooooooooooo OMG and happy that he doesnt care

tbh you cant give a bad blow job,any man will tell you,just the fact that you have their dick in your mouth is a turn on

maybe i should have name changed [blushed]

embarassed myself a few months ago in relatioships before on some sex topic

Blondes, I didn't name change either although I did consider it, because I reckoned on many levels it was in the category of sharing of domestic tips, just like housekeeping. Plus we are all too coy about sex in England anyway, and should discuss it openly more often, IMO.

I did get a bit pissed off when someone started typing horny stuff though, because I thought tat was not the point of the thread, and if people subvert genuine enquiry into personal sexual gratification, it will just put genuine posters off. There are plenty of XXX sites to go to for that sort of thing - not here.

Ok. I hate giving bj's and in 3 years think I've done 4/5 2 min sessions. My poor dp, he asks all the time and I just say no. I think I hate it because I'm not any good at it, but have found he enjoys it more if I make out I'm enjoying it and allow a bit of 'wet' noise.
Having read expats instructions, I may give that a try.
Do you think he'll be put off if we have the lap top on the bed so I can read instruction whilst trying to do it?

Boffinmum eh?

boffinmum - that makes me feel better

littleboyblue - forgot to add yes a bit of noise, slurping gets dh going

you CAN NOT give a bad BJ - asked several dh friends this, and yes they are ALL grateful to have their cock in their girlfriends/wifes mouth - any techniques is good

it is a power thing

dh also loves filming me on his camera phone as i suck his cock - put on my sauey underwearand make a few noises and a lot of salvia and he will LOVE you forever!!

Abouteve's post of 23.31 was a bit inappropriate IMO, given the company.

Agreed BoffinMum.

has anyone mentioned putting your finger up their arse at the same time?

massage the prostate gland (tho some men dont like the idea, the ones who do say it gives a bigger orgasm)

oooooohhhh i love giving dp a blowjob and he said before he met me he wern't that fussed about them but now he loves it.

Havnt read the whole thread but these are my tips:

i pull dp's skin right back and suck really hard on his helmet

i give him a hand job and lick his helmet at the same time

i lick down his shaft and then kiss his legs and lick his balls

also agree about making abit of noise dp said it's nice to know i'm enjoying it too!

if i dont want him to cum in my mouth he sits on the edge of the bed and he has a wank while i kiss his chest and neck and lick his balls.

yes, lou, i have. some guys totally dig it, others don't.

the pressure is really the key. a level of pressure that he finds pleasurable and then maintaining that.

i could never do that to dp i think i'd find it too funny

that and convincing them to let you put your finger there in the first place

i'd say there is a 50/50 split wrt men who will and wont, of the ones i have had dealings with i mean

Not that keen on giving DP blow jobs as he tastes kinda funny, even using a condom (I can't believe I've just written that!) but from memory of my young, carefree and single youth (!) the trick seemed to be to pull the foreskin back and let your tongue explore the helmet whilst mimicking the rhythm of sex, i.e. wanking him, whilst massaging his balls/perineum at the same time, and if you want to swallow make him cum at the back of your mouth.

I guess at the end of the day it's probably one of the greatest sexual fantasies held by men, and even just the sight of you down there is enough to provide years of flashback fantasies for when he's pleasuring himself!

What about circumcised ones?? They are x10 harder (no pun intended!) to BJ...