following on from the what are you good at thread - blowjobs

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Yes I know it has been done to death and I remember reading ExPat's tutorial on here once about the perfect BJ, but I can't find it now through search.

A couple of people on the what are you good at thread claimed to be especially skilled at blow jobs and I'm after a bit of advice. I am rubbish at them, I mean really awkward and bad. Please help. DH would be so happy if I could just get the technique right and neither of us has any experience with anyone else to bring to the disucssion (childhood sweethearts).

Please help and offer your hints and tips Thanks!

Crikey - I meant if your boobs are big enough, not his monster balls! Must brush up on punctuation / stop drinking so much wine

I want to see expats tutorial!!

Hehehe, you got me thinking of that character in Viz who had to carry them before him in a wheelbarrow

How do you use hand to stop the gagging?

Hi SMS, we meet again (knew I should have namechanged)

If you grip quite tight at the base it makes the insertable portion shorter and therefore less likely to have you puking on his nuts.

Hold your hand round the bottom of his penis so only the top half has to go in your mouth, yet her feels like it's all being taken care of

I too, would like to see Expat's tutorial - I am a firm believer in self improvement

God - on the rare occassion I offer him the opportunity I gag on teh head alone...I think it is texture rather than depth. So the hand isn't going to help me then?

SMS, you need alcohol in that case

[necks last of her cider and logs off ]

That is with alcohol....no alcohol and his cock goes nowhere near my mouth

Sorry, I'm lurking and giggling childishly at the inappropriateness of IAteMakkaPakka being the main poster on a blowjob thread...

In The Night Garden will never be the same again

I always find a play with the area under the balls and round the bum helps a lot whilst you are in action.
But I do agree that each man is different.

And a mouthful of coke when you are doing it sends them through the roof!
Apparently its the bubbles!

lol snigger

Donuts, that is truly a credit crunch tip- I always thought it was meant to be champagne

More tips:

Make a ring with your finger and thumb and make sure it's nice and moist, then run the ring up and down the shaft quite fast while you lick the fireman's helmet bit.

Aim into your cheek to avoid gagging, but watch your teeth don't hurt him.

Swirl your tongue around the fireman's helmet bit generally.

Watch some porn to get more ideas.

If you want to spit afterwards, blame this on the sheer quantity of the offering rather than the fact that it tastes wierd.

Feed partner strawberries and mangoes to improve the taste. Encourage partner to avoid beer on blow job nights.

I am full of good advice!
Apparently I have blow job lips a la Jolie so I thought I better work on my technique!

Oh yes, and there's a little spot on the male perineum which they absolutely love if you press it. A kind of male g-spot I suppose.

I have found teeth work sometimes.
If you gently run them along his shaft....
Now I am horny!

Sorry to put a slinter in the works but I reckon a great blow job = a great I fancy the arse off you.

Snigger- that is sure to cause a reaction

We've tried the 'alternate tea and ice' one, but DH only likes the warm version.

I think regular rhythm and not looking bored are the bedrock, but maybe we should be posting this in Dadsnet?

god pmsl so love these threads!!
app i'm the best ever!!
and yes do enjoy it
sorry for boasting too [gloat]

Ohhhh just looked down this thread and am feeling a little bit turned on ladies over your descriptions of the blow jobs hey anyone else want to hang around. I'm female and (m) oldie btw.xxxx