Why does he not want to??? I thought it was everyman's fantasy...........BUM SEX!!!!

[reallyfatcow]

I've begged my dp over and over to partake in anal expeditions but he refuses flatly and says it's wrong!!!!
How can I persuade him it's RIGHT?????

oh god
you are such a crap troll

he doesnt want his knob covered in shit

next question

My dh would rather eat a live tarantula and its entire extended family than put that there.

reallyfatcow if i were you i would remove the pictures of your beautiful dc's before you post on this subject again.

pmsl

roffle

noone told me it was friday night is what I thought when I saw that title

now I'm just thinking

oh christ, school kids again

showofhands, that made me snort

Can't say I blame him. Trolls have such hairy arses.

but my ex partner loved it and i have grown to love it too!!! It's GREAT!!!!! what is a troll??? cos if it's someone who likes it up the trumper then yeah i sure am!!!

What is it that makes you want this?

get yourself a dildo and do it with that

Erm.... reallyfatcow, you don't appear to be on the Bumsex Rota.
It's someone else's turn this week.

oh forgot about my pics lmfao!!!!...better not do that cos he'll have nowhere to park it!! pmsl instead

you have a profile
hmm so maybe you are real

or just a vfery thorough troll

hmm if you are for real then sheeesh get over it
you can't force him

he doesn't want to
and quit saying stupid things like
I thought it was every mans dream

I'd be worried it would make me anally incontinent the more I did it

No it's someone who gratuitously over-uses exclamation marks

maybe stop begging and just flip yourself over anytime he goes for your fanjo.

I see you are into "gerdening and stuff".
Is that related to your OP?

uphill gardening is that?

yeah digging deep in all that soft brown muck - pmsl

I presume this is a follow on to your last two posts on this thread.

What a funny little thing you are.....{hmm]

yes mainly uphill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they were for the dracule btw hehe.
i dunno why i like and i'm almost anally incontinent anyway since severe trauma during birth of dd2 so thats not a worry.
i used to think the idea was horrendous but if you time it right and watch you eat before hand it can very sensual.

Did anyone ever see that episode of 'Embarrassing Illnesses' when that minger lady went in and said, 'I have piles' when actually she was covered in anal warts?

Grrrooooossssssss.

That was me!!!! i got them from bum sex pmsl!!!

Why would anyone want to shag someone up the ar$e who was anally incontinent?

Oh, this gets better and better