What one weird thing has killed a relationship stone dead in an instant for you?

[talkingmongoose]

Just something that told you there was nooooo future?

I was seeing a chap quite some years ago, pre DH. We had been dating about a year, and were getting into bed at his place when I mentioned that I had my period, just in a casual 'so no rumpy-pumpy tonight' kind of way. The issue had never come up before.

He went all pale with disgust, said 'I wish you hadn't told me that', and proceeded to sleep on the floor.

Utter, utter twunt, I never returned his calls after that. Lucky escape.

Ewwww Diggs.

My ex does the figner in the eye thing. It used to wind me up something chronic.

Finger. Sorry .

Knockinonthe

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww! I think you win for the boak fodder prize.

"and suck it clean."
can't be doing with guys with a cleaning fetish

One guy I dated who I really liked was just about to go down on me, then he looked up and said in this really clinical tone of voice, "so, what do you prefer: sucking, licking or probing?".

That was the end. I couldn't look him in the eye after that. Even now (years later) it still makes me cringe.

Marie
after he'd taken the tome to get into your ski suit and several layers you are so cruel
i take it you like skiing with a name like that

Nah, I absolutely hate it

Mouseface thankee kindly.

at sucking, licking or probing.

Didn't someone up thread post about that Cool? Their BF or shag was taking pictures of her fanjo?

There are a lot of men on here who need a slap upsdie the head!

I am at being responsible for getting this thread going again.

Told you it was fab, didn't I?

My favourite so far is the bloke who wanted to use WD40 to remove the chewing gum he'd left in his girlfriend's pubes. What a prince !!

For the love of Jeff, I'm going to go and get some fresh air, this thread is making my teeth itch!

lol Mouseface. I know what you mean.

Not that werid, but snoring ike a foghorn was a killer...

my most frustrating moment i think suitable for this thread) was when the BF and myself had been on a nice summersevening stroll on beach, we were feeling randy so moved the car to a quieter spot. whilst the passion rose i lifted my blouse for some booby kissing, all was going well when!!!!!!
he suddenly proclaimed, what sort of perfume are you wearing, "non i replied just all in one body spray" why what wrong i said, does it contain almonds he replied, well its flavoured with them i said!
best we get home quicke then he said as he was having an allergic reaction, he had a lump in his throat and was feeling sick
4 hours later after helping him in bathroom i went home frustrated and body spray went in the bin

My sister had to leave someone once, because he tucked his jumper into his jeans, and then pulled the belt tight.

mmm, nice look

(sorry - not as pervy as some of the others, but, really?)

I would have left him too nonno!

Well, if we're moving on to penis size.......I didn't run away shrieking exactly, but I was a bit "well, thank goodness this is a shag on a beach and I don't actually know your name...." Thai-boy. I tell you reader, even with my ankles pinned behind my ears, I felt nothing.

He was very smooth skinned.

This is BRILLIANT! Particularly chuckling over "Ratsies". Nice.
It's scary how all these things come flooding back.
There was the one who turned up on our first day-time date wearing stonewashed jeans that were at least 2 inches too short, and ladies sunglasses. Jeans were actually womens and the sunglasses used to belong to his mum. He was ace in bed though, and so I ignored his dress sense for my greater good.
My lovely DH who on THE date (i.e. shag defo in the offing) asked if I'd rather go to the pub "before or after". Sigh... Fortunately he was more than worth overlooking that little faux pas.
Bloke in nightclub - good looking chap - but killed it by introducing himself as "Blade" and offering to show me a pic of his knob on his mobile. Which he did.
The one who said "thank you" after I went down on him.
The one who looked amazing in a DJ but then transformed into something utterly shameful in an Alfie Moon style leather jacket the morning after. Oh and he had rubbish socks.
The one who I went out with for his gorgeously long hair, but who had to be dumped when he'd told my friend how we were definitely going to get married. This was when I was 17 and we'd only been seeing each other for about 2 weeks.
But the best story I've heard was a colleague who met up with a Match.com date. On her return from a loo trip he grabbed her face and snogged her. Turned out he'd been eating peanuts and she had a massive allergic reaction requiring emergency injections and everything. Priceless.
I LOVE THIS THREAD!

Oh oh oh - and the gorgeous guy who had the tiniest willy EVER. I am ashamed to say I was a bit tipsy and actually left the room thinking "what the hell am I supposed to do with that?".

Do you think it's the same gorgeous guy who has tried it on with all of you?

I mean only about 0.1% of men are really gorgeous.

And about only 0.1% one hopes of men have a teeny tiny willy.

So perhaps MrsJeff, knockinontheinn, Mouseface, Almightcitrus and others have all been home with the same bloke.

Telling me after a few weeks that he was still nursing a 6-year-long unrequited infatuation for a work colleague, but that it was OK because he'd be getting over it now that she was going on maternity leave.

Oh yes, and the butt plug in the bathroom. Forgot about that.

Who was, in fact, not a bloke but my Thai ladyboy!

If so, I'm starting to feel bad for him, poor sod!