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Sitting on husband (or wife) lap

64 replies

Floogal · 04/07/2022 14:24

Who still sits on their DP lap? Are you ever too old to do it? Used to sit on DH lap a lot. But now because I'm a bit bigger than him, he sits on mine.

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RogueV · 04/07/2022 14:26

Context please? Playfully on a night out? Sexually?

Floogal · 04/07/2022 14:30

@RogueV playfully or just watching TV I guess. Would it be sexual lol?

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squashyhat · 04/07/2022 14:34

No. Not unless for some reason we were stuffed in the back of a fiat 500 with 2 other people. Which has never happened to date.

PrettyIdiotic · 04/07/2022 14:37

I've lost a lot of weight so started to do this again. Just if he's in the garden having a cig I'll go out and sit on his knee and we will have a chat. It feels nice, like we're young again and I couldn't do it for so long as he is a skinny thing and I was too self conscious.

takeitandleaveit · 04/07/2022 14:38

No, because

A - I'd squash him to death, and
B - he has the boniest bum known to mankind.

motogirl · 04/07/2022 14:40

No because I'm not 5. We aren't the skinniest of people, understatement

DisgruntledPelican · 04/07/2022 14:44

I’ve never even considered it! Am fat now but was lithe and slim when we got together & I didn’t do it then.

sexually it’s a bit different, I wouldn’t consider to be “sitting on his lap” I guess.

NewYorkLassie · 04/07/2022 14:46

This is very odd. It’s the kind of think you do in a bar when you’re young and there are no seats available. Not something you do in your living room whilst watching tv.

Nietzschethehiker · 04/07/2022 14:48

I mean in your own home or in private sit where you like if you are both happy. Doesn't have to be sexual , if you like it then do it.

In front of others it's a bit childish. Hardly horrifying but a fast way to get a reputation for being attention seeking. I can't think of many scenarios it is a desperate need for an adult to do that it public so would assume its a probably insecure person trying to be a bit look at me.

I mean that's fine no-one is going to arrest you but they will probably laugh behind your back.

Floogal · 04/07/2022 14:57

NewYorkLassie · 04/07/2022 14:46

This is very odd. It’s the kind of think you do in a bar when you’re young and there are no seats available. Not something you do in your living room whilst watching tv.

@DisgruntledPelicand combine it with a cuddle if we're watching TV or just chilling out with beers

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SeekingBalance · 04/07/2022 14:58

Funnily enough this happened a few weeks back at a family jubilee party. There were no seats and my husband saw me looking around for one, so he grabbed my hand and said just sit here, on his lap. We're in our 30s but it actually took me back to being a teenager again, I know I sound strange! But it was nice.

MolliciousIntent · 04/07/2022 14:59

We do both ways round. Because it's lovely cuddles.

miltonj · 04/07/2022 15:03

Of course, why do people consider in weird?

Astrabees · 04/07/2022 15:05

I quite often sit astride him in a non sexual sort of way and talk for a while, we call it a sit on cuddle.

Cas112 · 04/07/2022 15:07

No I never have, i personally find it really weird 😂

choochooandspook · 04/07/2022 15:09

I could imagine sitting on.my husbands knee, but never the other way round

Namechangenoidea · 04/07/2022 15:09

I always sit on my partners lap, for cuddles or kisses. He never sits on mine though! I’m 33

Irishfarmer · 04/07/2022 15:10

Sometimes just for a cuddle.

iklboo · 04/07/2022 15:12

I've never sat on DH's lap.

VioletInsolence · 04/07/2022 15:13

If a man sat on my knee I’d get the ick immediately!

MolliciousIntent · 04/07/2022 15:15

miltonj · 04/07/2022 15:03

Of course, why do people consider in weird?

Because this is Mumsnet, where most people don't really like their husbands, let alone want to cuddle them.

SisforSugar · 04/07/2022 15:16

I only do it if I need something expensive :)

HollowTalk · 04/07/2022 15:22

VioletInsolence · 04/07/2022 15:13

If a man sat on my knee I’d get the ick immediately!

Me too!

Diagnosticdigressions · 04/07/2022 15:23

Yes, I do this. And it's never occurred to me that it's weird in the slightest. He's a fair bit bigger than me though so wouldn't work the other way round.

easyday · 04/07/2022 15:27

No. We were the same height and it would be very uncomfortable.