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Prostate / Lingham massage

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Sonaftersonafterson · 03/03/2022 15:53

Just a quickie to detract from my current ridiculous heartbreak, see other thread from me today if you're bored and want something to read/ someone to laugh at.

Anyway, would be really interested to hear peoples views on prostate and lingham massage. I didnt know what lingham was until yesterday but its penis massage, to put it bluntly.

How would you feel if your partner went for such a massage? Not meant to be a sex thing. Trained masseuse, tantric massage, but it is naked and includes her massaging his prostate (yes up the bum) and performing gentle massage on his balls and penis too. Meant to release tension and promote healing through sexual expression.

I can't get past the sex aspect of it. The objective is not necessarily to orgasm although many do.

Is this cheating? Would it be acceptable to you if your partner was open about it, went to a legit place etc? Would you view it as another form of massage or just a bit.... ick. I'm the latter, but would be very interested in what other people think

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BlessedBeTheFruitCake · 03/03/2022 16:27

Sounds like a fancy wank to me?

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Sonaftersonafterson · 03/03/2022 16:30

See this was my thinking!! And the guy in question was all like, no, it's not about that. Its teaching him to slow down and enjoy sensuality apparently.

I was like, but you cum right? Yes he did. This woman, shes online if anyone wants a link Grin performs these services as a healing therapy and I was made to feel like a prude for being shocked! .

To me, paying someone to massage your entire naked body, insert their fingers up your bum and massage your penis is just a form of sex service.

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TheRealHousewife · 03/03/2022 16:32

It’s light relief …. A bit like this thread 😬😅

Tabitha005 · 03/03/2022 16:36

@thisplaceisweird

It's paying for a sexual 'experience', basically going to a sex worker. Just because they light a candle and have Tibetan bowl music on doesn't make it virtuous.
THIS. And I guarantee 'extras' are offered, above and beyond 'tantric' (whatever) massage. Just out of interest, is this, ahem, 'service' offered from within a bona fide wellbeing establishment, or from a dodgy-looking room above a minicab office?
TemporaryMarch · 03/03/2022 16:39

The prostrate & lingham are sexual

On the basis of cheating it’s whatever’s acceptable or unacceptable in the relationship

A man could get his wife to stick her finger up his backside and wank him off. That would be in the relationship

If it’s by someone else then that’s the same as going by the boundaries of the relationship
Swinging isn’t cheating if you all agree to it
Secret swinging is cheating

On the ‘professional’ matter that then links in with ‘degrees’ of cheating, what’s better or worse?

Having an emotional affair
Having a one night stand
Picking up a street prostitute
Meeting an escort/prostitute
Having a massage with extras

All or some of them could be agreed on as part of a relationship, and therefore would not be cheating
But without agreement they are cheating

alwaysontheloo · 03/03/2022 16:39

It's a wank surrounded by crystals and to the sound rack of whale music.

TheDaydreamBelievers · 03/03/2022 16:41

Definitely cheating to me. Is a sexual activity.

TemporaryMarch · 03/03/2022 16:43

@Sonaftersonafterson

See this was my thinking!! And the guy in question was all like, no, it's not about that. Its teaching him to slow down and enjoy sensuality apparently.

I was like, but you cum right? Yes he did. This woman, shes online if anyone wants a link Grin performs these services as a healing therapy and I was made to feel like a prude for being shocked! .

To me, paying someone to massage your entire naked body, insert their fingers up your bum and massage your penis is just a form of sex service.

A sex therapist could tell me how to relax and slow down I can then go home and practice If they wank me off slowly then that would be a different level of ‘therapist’
Bookworm20 · 03/03/2022 16:43

Its cheating and no it would not be acceptable.

If my DP wanted to go for this and came out with bollocks about it being healing and spiritual or whatever else I'd be telling him in no uncertain terms where his tension free and healed penis could go next. Out the fucking door with the rest of his 'massaged and relaxed' sorry arse.

superdupertruper · 03/03/2022 16:44

@IfIHadAHeart

Is a penis massage but just a different word for a wank 😂
Perfect
fallfallfall · 03/03/2022 16:45

is it covered by medical insurance and would your doctor recommend this?
if not it's weirdly too sexual.

TemporaryMarch · 03/03/2022 16:46

If the guy in question is not in a relationship, or he is in a relationship which accepts this then that’s fine - he can explore sensuality

It’s still sexual

Unless he thinks that sex is a quick bang behind the bikesheds whereas sensuality is being wanked off with aromatherapy, whale music and a certificate on the wall

TemporaryMarch · 03/03/2022 16:47

@Bookworm20

Its cheating and no it would not be acceptable.

If my DP wanted to go for this and came out with bollocks about it being healing and spiritual or whatever else I'd be telling him in no uncertain terms where his tension free and healed penis could go next. Out the fucking door with the rest of his 'massaged and relaxed' sorry arse.

I don’t think his sorry arse would be ‘relaxed‘with a finger up it
TemporaryMarch · 03/03/2022 16:49

@fallfallfall

is it covered by medical insurance and would your doctor recommend this? if not it's weirdly too sexual.
Is it available on the NHS?
Peripherique · 03/03/2022 16:52

Fully qualified sports and remedial massage therapist here, I've never heard of this as part of a legitimate therapy session. I do work a lot on people's glute muscles but only ever with their underwear (and mostly trousers) on and a towel over the top!

So basically for a man it's a total no-go zone.

A quick point about women, you can get perineal and vaginal massage but that is usually for birth injuries/scarring and is delivered by a professional with a very specific qualification and in a highly clinical setting. And it is no way sexual!

SpidersAreShitheads · 03/03/2022 16:52

It’s a hippy wank.

😂😂😂😂

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Sonaftersonafterson · 03/03/2022 16:57

Hippy wank. Funny, he calls himself a hippy so this fits well. I've had a read of her website, it all sounds very floaty and spiritual, £100 per hour though.

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lunar1 · 03/03/2022 16:58

It takes an hour!!

Shrekprincess · 03/03/2022 16:59

If it’s not a sex thing do straight men go to male practitioners?

IfIHadAHeart · 03/03/2022 17:00

He’s been robbed, going rate is a fiver round Here. Not sure it would be quite the “spiritual” experience he’s used to but a wank is a wank.

EmmaH2022 · 03/03/2022 17:04

May I be the first to say Sex and the City? Root! Grin

GeidiPrimes · 03/03/2022 17:05

It's fucking hard work!

But yeah, it's prostitution. Are u comfortable with hanging out with men who pay women for sexual services? Personally I'm not.

bubblesbubbles11 · 03/03/2022 17:08

is it offered on the NHS? ? could be a right little earner off the back of the prostrate dpt Confused

Pluvia · 03/03/2022 17:08

It's another culture's way of trying to pass a hand job off as something spiritual and definitely not prostitution, no siree. If you see anything sexual in it it's just your unenlightened western mind, OP, thinking impure thoughts.

WizardOfAus · 03/03/2022 17:08

Is it available on the NHS?

Thanks for the biggest laugh I've had all day!

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