If your husband wrote this about you, how would you feel?

[CupOfNiceTea]

”After 18 years of marriage and 3 kids she’s still the sexiest woman to walk on this planet. Her hair is fucking amazing, her boobs and ass are hot as fuck, she’s amazing curves and the sexiest legs. This morning around 3:30am she went to the toilet and came back and grabbed my hand and we held hands while sleeping. She’ll always kiss me goodbye or welcome me with a kiss (and our teenagers go ewww lol), and I love pampering this woman. She loves me blow drying and brushing her hair, shaving her legs and doing her nails. I’m always so happy when she’s around, I’m so in love with her.”

What is your reaction to this?

Cringe! First bit is ok, I’d be quite pleased if my DH thought I was still sexy after three kids and all those years! But even then it’s a private thought! The rest of it is OTT and then morphs into weird!

Trophy wife that he enjoys treating like a helpless child. Creepy as fuck.

It's like something a gay man doing a parody of a twattish straight man would come up with 😂

Maybe he’s blow drying and brushing her back hair, which she can’t herself reach?

God no! He sees her as a plaything! Too clingy for me ! Yuk

Also, are you a bloke? If so, you're basically telling a group of women (who have almost all shared the same reaction to this) that their reaction is wrong.

Do you realise how wanky this sounds? My having an individual opinion is tantamount to 'telling women they're wrong'?