Found condom wrapper in laundry basket

[SendintheFrowns]

Just this. I have the contraceptive injection so haven't seen a condom in 17 years.

Have 12 yr old DD & 15yr old DS. Definitely not DS, pretty convinced not DD. We send laundry to a cleaning service. I'm thinking it's from that. DH doesn't really go out, hard to believe it's anything to do with him. Next steps if any?

@Spanielsarepainless

At 12, my neighbour's son was given a condom at school to put on a cucumber. Is it possible the wrapper has come from there?

From your neighbours sons school ?!

@iklboodolphrednosedpaindear

Ah. A single post from OP with potentially divisive subject matter.

maybe it's a reverse and posted by the son. who has realised.. ..aaaargh!

Happy Christmas OP (and son)

or the DD ( checked out OP's posting history.)

@Spanielsarepainless

At 12, my neighbour's son was given a condom at school to put on a cucumber. Is it possible the wrapper has come from there?

A cucumber?! These poor kids are going to get a complex! We put them on a banana... much more modest in length 😅

@Helpstopthepain I know why the condom is used. But calling it a posh wank is stupid.

@iklboodolphrednosedpaindear

Ah. A single post from OP with potentially divisive subject matter.

Daily Fail maybe?