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Skidmarks

78 replies

TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 19:51

Does anyone elses dp/dh have the most horrendous skids? And I mean lumps not skids!
I chuck them out and he gets very offended. He thinks it's normal, and so do I in kids, but he is 46 ffs!

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JinglyJangly · 13/12/2007 19:52

err , no. What a gross but funny post .

southeastastra · 13/12/2007 19:54

lumpy skids?

JinglyJangly · 13/12/2007 19:56

A man of 46 should surely know how to wipe his bum properly . Maybe you could wipe it for him until he learns how to wipe it properly himself .

WanderingTrolley · 13/12/2007 19:57

...and do NOT let him sleep naked in your bed.

Bleah.

hercules1 · 13/12/2007 19:57

Perahaps you could simply let him do his own laundry?

BrieVinDeAlkaSeltzer · 13/12/2007 19:57

What a vulgar post.

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TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 19:58

Yeah, he is a dirty bastard. only showers when I remind him, and then lets on he was just about to do it anyway. He is very clever and has certain eccentric, mad professor type traits.

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TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 19:59

He does NOT sleep anywhere near me. We are at the end of our relationship. Just waiting til christmas is over, then we are over

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BrieVinDeAlkaSeltzer · 13/12/2007 20:00

May I remind my learned friends that the public schools have broken up for Christmas.

JinglyJangly · 13/12/2007 20:01

Can't say I blame you for leaving him -ewwwww.

warthog · 13/12/2007 20:02

he's not like any mad professors i know

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TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 20:02

Well whether the public schools have broken up or not, as far as I'm concerned Christmas only starts on the 23rd and finishes on the 6thJan!!!

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Mincepiedermama · 13/12/2007 20:03

Nope.
I had to put my nachos down when I decided to click on this.

Get the dirty dog to wipe his arse a bit better.

sallystrawberry · 13/12/2007 20:03

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Mincepiedermama · 13/12/2007 20:04

I agree he should be washing his own skiddy pants. I wouldn't want to.

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TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 20:05

He is like a few that I know. He is so absent minded that he forgets what he's doing half way thru doin it. Therefore lumpy undies. It can easily be applied to every other aspect of his/ our/ the kds lives

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LOVEMYMUM · 13/12/2007 20:07

Could he have a bit of chronic diarrhoea (i'm being serious)?

scanner · 13/12/2007 20:09

moist toilet paper ie. wipes

works for my dc's.

scanner · 13/12/2007 20:10

ooh, by which I meant for him to wipe with not for you to clean the pants with - yuk.

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TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 20:20

He wouldn't spend money on wipes for gods sake. he will only use 1 wipe for a really shitty nappy from ds2(and never uses wipes just for a wee) no wonder the poor little man always has a sore bum(ds that is)

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Brandnewchristmaspyjamasgirl · 13/12/2007 20:22

Did you ever hear the story of the wedding where all the men wore kilts . Well the best man posed for a photo on the brides knee, stood up and left a big brown skidder on her dress !

moondog · 13/12/2007 20:24

Teeny he sounds awful.
IO too would divorce dh if he presented me with skidmarked underwear.

frostythesnowmum · 13/12/2007 20:25

I admit it at times my dh has skids - I laugh and show them to my sister if she's here when I'm washing but no lumpy bits - unless they fall out when I'm not noticing and the dog is eating them

Tinker · 13/12/2007 20:25

What, he's so absent-minded he forgets to wipe his arse?

HairyIrene · 13/12/2007 20:26

at the thought of picking them UP from the floor...yeuk
its not normal, no, no, no,