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New man wants to be teased about his small penis

147 replies

peoniesandpoppies · 22/08/2021 16:59

Have been chatting to what seems like a very nice chap via OND. We've not met but have chatted and texts for 2 weeks.
He sent me some messages that were flirty and quite sexual (not a problem as I was happy to respond) however, he admitted that he has a very, very small penis and enjoys being humiliated and teased about it.
Shall I run for the hills? I totally appreciate that not every man is hung like a donkey but the teasing bit......?!

OP posts:
catsareme14 · 22/08/2021 18:28

*I would run, what is he going to ask for next when humiliating him about his penny’s wears off

After you have exhausted mocking his coin collection you can ratchet up the shame by taking the piss out of his foreign currency notes. The cheeky little numismatis*

mswales · 22/08/2021 18:28

Wow so much judgement and kink shaming on here, it's really nasty. If people not into it that's fine but why do we have to be so horrible about someone else's desires? Live and let live. If everyone in the world was turned on by the same old stuff, if we all had to be "normal",
the world would be a very boring place. If everything is safe and consensual then all good. There will be a lot of women out there who are into dominating/humiliating etc so let him have a great time with one of them.
I'm not into thah but to be honest I'd rather be with someone open and accepting who had a kink than with someone who is happy to shame and judge others for what they like.

catsareme14 · 22/08/2021 18:30

DillonPanthersTexas
sorry posted too soon . So funny

SoupDragon · 22/08/2021 18:31

Is this thread part of his "humiliation" game?

labazslovesliving · 22/08/2021 18:31

hmm, mind it could be just a kink he may be MASSIVE!

Ninkanink · 22/08/2021 18:40

@mswales

Wow so much judgement and kink shaming on here, it's really nasty. If people not into it that's fine but why do we have to be so horrible about someone else's desires? Live and let live. If everyone in the world was turned on by the same old stuff, if we all had to be "normal", the world would be a very boring place. If everything is safe and consensual then all good. There will be a lot of women out there who are into dominating/humiliating etc so let him have a great time with one of them. I'm not into thah but to be honest I'd rather be with someone open and accepting who had a kink than with someone who is happy to shame and judge others for what they like.
Kink shaming is such a stupid term.

Many ‘kinks’ and their associated behaviours absolutely should be shamed. Similarly, being open’ about fetishistic sexual appetites doesn’t carry with it some kind of automatic ‘you must not judge me’ card. People can, and should, judge a lot of behaviours.

Beside the point, I guess, but IMO it needs to be said.

AnyFucker · 22/08/2021 18:41

Is this thread part of his your "humiliation" game?

Fixed it for you Grin

Susannahmoody · 22/08/2021 18:42

I'm perplexed by your interest in this penis conversation

^^
Takes one to know one, etc

Thethreecs · 22/08/2021 18:45

So what do you have to do..... Stand in front of him shouting "HEY LITTLE WILLY",

SoupDragon · 22/08/2021 18:55

@AnyFucker

Is this thread part of his your "humiliation" game?

Fixed it for you Grin

No you haven't because that would be troll hunting.
GreyhoundG1rl · 22/08/2021 18:58

How, exactly would it be troll hunting?

Ibizan · 22/08/2021 19:06

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Suzi888 · 22/08/2021 19:08

It wouldn’t be my bag, I think it’s really odd (sorry).

Karwomannghia · 22/08/2021 19:13

I wouldn’t be attracted to a man so interested in his own penis.

SStopRaisingHim · 22/08/2021 19:17

@peoniesandpoppies

I'm just a bit disappointed. I was really hoping for a "normal" relationship yet so many people I speak to (50 somethings) seem to have fetishes.
If you want a normal relationship then I would unmatch any guy who sends sexual messages. They are not after a partner. Absolutely fine if you only want casual fun.

That said, live and let live. No kink shaming here but it just doesn’t sound like he’s offering you want you really want.

HereticFanjo · 22/08/2021 19:27

@GrandmasCat

If all the people you have spoken too seems to have fetishes it may be a good idea to take a good look at your profile and photos to check what may be giving them the “vibe” that you are up for it.

Doesn’t have to be anything extreme, I got a lot of attention from “marry me tomorrow” types when I had a photo of me making pasties. (WTF? I don’t even share them!)

This really made me laugh 😂😂😂 I'm imagining you making them for new man but guarding them like Gollum with The Ring 😂
Crikeyalmighty · 22/08/2021 19:53

If ever I find myself single I’m afraid any conversations would stop
Immediately if there was a sexual element and I haven’t even met them. Good job I would be quite happy not to be in a relationship because if this is what it’s like now I’m not interested

mswales · 22/08/2021 19:53

I never said the OP was kink shaming him. She hasn't been unkind. Many other posters have been however

mswales · 22/08/2021 19:56

That was a reply to @Ibizan but for some reason it didn't show up as such

PermanentTemporary · 22/08/2021 19:57

Unless you're immediately aroused by the idea I wouldn't go there tbh. BDSM if you're into it is one thing, very dull if you're not.

frogsbreath · 22/08/2021 20:02

Just give up on this one, to be sharing this with you already means his sex life will revolve around it. You won't get a look in.

Hey being kinky is fine, if it's shared between both partners. You're either not into this one or maybe think you can do it because you don't mind jt, but it will become tedious so I'd say give this one up

cheeseisnice · 22/08/2021 20:08

I reckon he's hung like a donkey and is planning 'the big reveal' when he gets you in to the bedroom. 100% Grin

SparklingStars10 · 22/08/2021 21:19

Unless you want to ask ‘Is it in yet!’ Every time you have sex, then I’d run for the hills!

youvegottenminuteslynn · 22/08/2021 21:22

If someone else's fetish is an ick for you, as this would be for the majority of people, then you don't owe them anything. You have total autonomy over your own sex life. Why consider sharing intimacy with someone whose fetish isn't sexually exciting to you?! I can only think this is due to us as women being told to 'be kind' and understanding of men even when it feels wrong to us.

MrsMaizel · 22/08/2021 21:25