New man wants to be teased about his small penis

[peoniesandpoppies]

Have been chatting to what seems like a very nice chap via OND. We've not met but have chatted and texts for 2 weeks.
He sent me some messages that were flirty and quite sexual (not a problem as I was happy to respond) however, he admitted that he has a very, very small penis and enjoys being humiliated and teased about it.
Shall I run for the hills? I totally appreciate that not every man is hung like a donkey but the teasing bit......?!

@bristolfunday - why take offence? Have you been online dating with men of late? I'm over 50 and that is what I've encountered.
I'm perplexed by your interest in this penis conversation?

You can do better.

So not only he has a small willy but he wants to make into a fetish. Fuck that shit. Run and find a man with a normal sized willy who wants to have regular sex with it!

Doesn't sound like he gives a gnats knacker about you at all. He just wants you to help get him off. Sounds very odious.

@ninkanink haha ! I kind of see that now. I've changed by name for this !

Boak. Run for the hills.

It may not even be that small, some blokes just are into that fetish.

Unless the fetish excites you and you want to try it, pass.

I guess it depends if you could get into it.
I expect the humiliation bit means that hes got cuckold fantasies too, so he'd probably ask if youd fuck other guys too and tell him about it.

Some people love all that shit

Run

I wouldn't find a very small penis very satisfying so on that basis alone I'd run.

The fetish itself isn't really an issue. But strange, but lots of people have fetishes they keep private

But bringing it up so early? Doesn't seem like he wants a proper relationship, just sexual stimulation. Could be wrong, but it's really too early when you haven't met, it's just a bit much

However he might be bringing up his small penis because women have had issues in the past, so he'd rather get it out of the way and rule you out if it's a dealbreaker. Getting in there first before you have a change to mock or reject?

I'm perplexed by your out and out to small minded prejudice

Maybe he's got into that because he's defensive about his tiny penis.
Tell him you don't care what size his penis is and you don't want to be teasing or humiliating him about anything.

He might be relieved or, if not, you've had a lucky escape and not wasted much time on him.

Careful hes not using it as a pretext to attack you later on down the line. You know how men love to pull the "I snappee because she kept humiliating me" excuse when they get violent with their partners. Run.

Let us all know how small it is and we can take the piss on here. He would love that.

You would have to be absolutely desperate, surely.

Known fetish
-sph
small penis humiliation.

Annoy him by complimenting him on his massive cock.

🤣🤣

Oh god no. I'm sorry but if it's a small one you can work with it within reason, but not at the same time as calling him tiny Tim

@peoniesandpoppies are you sure it's definately him sending these messages? Has it happened more than once? Just wondering if it's a mate of his trying to play a prank? This was actually my husbands input to this thread...

Sorry, what??

Oh my god this thread has made me laugh so hard I'm actually crying

Blokes with the fetish don't necessarily actually have tiny dicks. They can be pretty average.

They get off on the humiliation.

If someone brings up their fetish early on, you know it's the main way they get off and unless you're into it yourself, you're better off steering clear.