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Had one-night-stand with my niece’s new husband. Should I confess?

398 replies

LittleAdventure · 11/04/2021 08:18

Yes, I know ... this sounds like a particular bad episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, but don’t judge before you finished reading.

I’m a 42 year old widow, who moved back to the UK in 2019 after living abroad with my late husband for almost 15 years. Two days after I arrived back, I attended the wedding of my sister’s eldest daughter. The perfect opportunity to see my family again, I thought.

Because I live in London and the wedding was in Yorkshire, I decided to drive up the day before and take a room at a local hotel. After diner I was reading a book by the fire when a young man asked if he could sit in the chair opposite. He was in his mid 20’s and really REALLY attractive. There was eye contact, his smile made me blush, he offered me a drink and we ended up in my room having the most incredible sex. When I woke up the next morning, he was gone. Although I never had a one-night-stand before, I somehow had expected it and was okay with it.

But when I arrived at the church later that morning, my sister came over and said ‘let me introduce you to groom’ and called out his name. A man in a morning suit turned around and I was looking at the same man who had been in my bed just a couple of hours earlier. It was somewhat awkward, as you can imagine.

At the time I didn’t say anything, I didn’t want to ruin my niece’s big day, but now I’m not sure it was the right thing to do. What do you think?

OP posts:
LaganinaBubble · 11/04/2021 09:49

Reading by the fireside.....
Most incredible sex.....

Of course! You couldn't be watching YouTube at the bar and have mediocre sex 😆

Houseofvelour · 11/04/2021 09:49

Looking forward to reading part 2. Will you be doing a book signing?

Fromage · 11/04/2021 09:50

@VienneseWhirligig

Was the pub called The Lucky Boatmen?
More like The Slaughtered Lamb.
Marineboy67 · 11/04/2021 09:51

Dear Dierdre I had sex with my aunty the night before my wedding. She gave me a pokey bum wank and now I can't stop thinking about it. My new wife won't go anywhere near my nipsy do you think I should confess ?

Magnificentmug12 · 11/04/2021 09:51

Reading by the fire had me! 😂

Mummyoflittledragon · 11/04/2021 09:52

Fizzy, yes, then op felt the bulging flesh of his manhood against the hardness of his washboard stomach. And shivered.

CoffeandPancakes · 11/04/2021 09:52

OP, are you me?

I could have written your post. The similarities are quite scary. Only real difference is it wasn't pre covid, was only last summer in fact and the sexy groom and I had to wear masks throughout the steamy, life altering, out of this world sex. A little impractical, but hey, rules are rules. Plus the hugely scaled back guest list meant the awkwardness was pretty intense. There was certainly no blending into the crowd that day, let me tell you.

WeeMadArthur · 11/04/2021 09:54

Oh @OP, if only you had waited a little while longer then hotels would be open and you could have pretended that this had just happened. It would have been only slightly more believable

Bluetrews25 · 11/04/2021 09:54

OP never told the niece. They got married.
OP had her twins, but one of them had a terrible disease, and needed a bone marrow transplant from a good match.
Sadly, OP was not a good match (and female bone marrow donors are not good after they have had DCs, as those in the field know) so the hospital have asked OP to approach THE FATHER....

There you go, Jilly, HTH.

Dontforgetyourbrolly · 11/04/2021 09:55

Let me know this hotel, I'm 45 and single , it sounds right up my street !

Atalantea · 11/04/2021 09:55

And you are Andie MacDowell, and he's Hugh Grant?

Soontobe60 · 11/04/2021 09:56

Did you perchance watch 4 Weddings and a Funeral last night?

PhilCornwall1 · 11/04/2021 09:56

@Marineboy67

Dear Dierdre I had sex with my aunty the night before my wedding. She gave me a pokey bum wank and now I can't stop thinking about it. My new wife won't go anywhere near my nipsy do you think I should confess ?
🤣🤣
StrapOnSallyChasedMeDownTheAli · 11/04/2021 09:57

@CoffeandPancakes

OP, are you me?

I could have written your post. The similarities are quite scary. Only real difference is it wasn't pre covid, was only last summer in fact and the sexy groom and I had to wear masks throughout the steamy, life altering, out of this world sex. A little impractical, but hey, rules are rules. Plus the hugely scaled back guest list meant the awkwardness was pretty intense. There was certainly no blending into the crowd that day, let me tell you.

More importantly, did he wear a mask on his willy? If so then you can hardly call it an affair, mask on face, mask on willy and all that. Your conscience should be clear @CoffeandPancakes HTH
RichardMarxisinnocent · 11/04/2021 09:59

@myrtleWilson

I simply adore the genteel language of "take a room" - so befitting for our 2019 nephew shagging heroine
Indeed. I was about to add a comment enquiring whether she had travelled back in time 1919 in order to take a room.
twolipstulip · 11/04/2021 10:01

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

After diner I was reading a book by the fire when a young man asked if he could sit in the chair opposite.

Did he lean one arm on the mantelpiece while swirling a glass of rich, deep port around in his other hand? Did you examine your unruly red hair critically in the mirror before going down to dinner, before concluding that your figure still attracted admiring glances despite being no longer in the first flush of youth? Is he a farrier?

So many questions...

GrinGrinGrinGrin
JimmyJabs · 11/04/2021 10:01

The book would have to be either something with an older woman/younger man dynamic (bit too obvious though), or a well-worn classic that happens to be the man's favourite ever, so that she can say "Oh, you love Tess of the D'Urbervilles too?" and they can share a meaningful glance, as if said book hadn't been an A level set text for decades and appreciation of it is some kind of niche thing.

Hexinthecity · 11/04/2021 10:02

@coving
I think it might go over quite well in Take A Break or Chat, but only if you include a bad photo of a bloke with a face like a thumb and a missing front tooth in a morning suit, and you in florals and a fascinator.

Outstanding, that properly made me chuckle, would the fascination be one of those shower puffs things? Grin

Horehound · 11/04/2021 10:03

What book were you reading?! :D

TracyHorrobin · 11/04/2021 10:04

Going to get DH to "graze my niffles"
Smile

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/04/2021 10:04

Chapter 2

The months passed, and I made the difficult decision to say nothing about that night. That wild, beautiful night when the storm raged against the lattice windows, and I finally felt the blood singing in my veins again after an eternity, and it felt for a time like we were the last two people on earth.

The day of the wedding dawned. After a night spent tossing and turning, I padded to the antique mirror in my bedroom and examined my face critically. I had lost weight without realising, and I worried that my cheekbones stood out too sharply, drawing too much attention to my large, troubled green eyes. I dressed hastily, and padded down the Victorian spiral staircase to breakfast.

He didn't see me outside the church. His crisp white shirtsleeves were rolled up, exposing muscular forearms strong enough to steady many a skittish horse before shoeing, yet encircled my waist with the utmost tenderness on that fateful night.

Biting my lip anxiously, I stepped inside the cool stillness of the church.

Fromage · 11/04/2021 10:05

I think he would be more likely to approach had the book been the large, A3 size print of "How To Live With Your Sex Addiction For Contortionists With No Boundaries."

TracyHorrobin · 11/04/2021 10:06

Thanks, FizzyTarte

trappedsincesundaymorn · 11/04/2021 10:08

@PhilCornwall1

Why didn't you leap to your feet at "or forever hold your peace"

Rev: "blah, blah or forever hold your peace"

OP: "Noooo!!!! I held his piece last night!!!"

Or jumped up singing this
RaininSummer · 11/04/2021 10:09

Hilarious. Did his 'trousers hang in that way' as you 'bit your lower lip'? Anyway, if it happened, never say a thing.