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Had one-night-stand with my niece’s new husband. Should I confess?

398 replies

LittleAdventure · 11/04/2021 08:18

Yes, I know ... this sounds like a particular bad episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, but don’t judge before you finished reading.

I’m a 42 year old widow, who moved back to the UK in 2019 after living abroad with my late husband for almost 15 years. Two days after I arrived back, I attended the wedding of my sister’s eldest daughter. The perfect opportunity to see my family again, I thought.

Because I live in London and the wedding was in Yorkshire, I decided to drive up the day before and take a room at a local hotel. After diner I was reading a book by the fire when a young man asked if he could sit in the chair opposite. He was in his mid 20’s and really REALLY attractive. There was eye contact, his smile made me blush, he offered me a drink and we ended up in my room having the most incredible sex. When I woke up the next morning, he was gone. Although I never had a one-night-stand before, I somehow had expected it and was okay with it.

But when I arrived at the church later that morning, my sister came over and said ‘let me introduce you to groom’ and called out his name. A man in a morning suit turned around and I was looking at the same man who had been in my bed just a couple of hours earlier. It was somewhat awkward, as you can imagine.

At the time I didn’t say anything, I didn’t want to ruin my niece’s big day, but now I’m not sure it was the right thing to do. What do you think?

OP posts:
Derekhello · 11/04/2021 09:31

F sake 😂 but thanks, I really needed a laugh today. Hoping the story continues, if only for the replies! 🤞 love it 🤣

TagsMum · 11/04/2021 09:31

I really hope this thread doesn't get deleted.

All of your comments are funnier than the original comment Grin

PhilCornwall1 · 11/04/2021 09:32

Why didn't you leap to your feet at "or forever hold your peace"

Rev: "blah, blah or forever hold your peace"

OP: "Noooo!!!! I held his piece last night!!!"

category12 · 11/04/2021 09:33

@PhilCornwall1

Why didn't you leap to your feet at "or forever hold your peace"

Rev: "blah, blah or forever hold your peace"

OP: "Noooo!!!! I held his piece last night!!!"

GrinGrinGrin
ColourfulElmerElephant · 11/04/2021 09:34

Surely creative writing is supposed to be exactly that, creative!

stevematekatemate · 11/04/2021 09:34

Who is playing you in the movie OP? 42 years old would have to be someone like Sandra Bullock or may be Resse Witherspoon. Are you blonde or dark haired?

GoodbyePorpoiseSpit · 11/04/2021 09:34

Was his shirt unbuttoned? I feel like it was.

whiteshark · 11/04/2021 09:36

What a believable story.

litterbird · 11/04/2021 09:37

Oh my! I am HOWLING at these comments.....thanks MNHQ for not deleting this. We all need this type of laughter on a Sunday morning whilst looking for my comfy shoes ready to queue up outside Primark tomorrow. Still howling over my coffee!

Bluesheep8 · 11/04/2021 09:37

Chinny reckon..

🤔🤣🤣🤣

ArabellaScott · 11/04/2021 09:37

@PhilCornwall1

Why didn't you leap to your feet at "or forever hold your peace"

Rev: "blah, blah or forever hold your peace"

OP: "Noooo!!!! I held his piece last night!!!"

Grin
bonfireheart · 11/04/2021 09:37

Surprised he still got married after the incredible sex with you.

Newchances · 11/04/2021 09:38

Great that the conversation never arose to "why are you in town"

Bengal12 · 11/04/2021 09:38

The plot is straight out of one of the episodes of Delicious with Dawn French. Series 2.
The shirt was unbuttoned.😂😂😂

PurpleRainDancer · 11/04/2021 09:39

@CodMouth

You forgot the obligatory “twinkle in his eye”.
I think the OP was allegedly more interested in the eye in his twinkle Grin
category12 · 11/04/2021 09:42

@Newchances

Great that the conversation never arose to "why are you in town"
I don't think there was conversation, their eyes met and it was sparks between them and pupils widening and their breath coming in little gasps and their clothes were falling off and the camera lens was blurry and slow saxophone music started, and there was a rug in front of the fire. And the bar man looked embarrassed and coughed a bit.
LouMumsnet · 11/04/2021 09:43

We have shown the OP the door we're afraid so there won't be any more updates (they can spend more time on their novel this way) but we're happy to leave the thread standing so you can all enjoy it...

Mummyoflittledragon · 11/04/2021 09:44

Did the Earth move? Maybe he’d make a good gigolo.... especially if he can put a condom on with one hand...

Bluemascara4 · 11/04/2021 09:44

Next chapter please, I'm hooked Grin

category12 · 11/04/2021 09:45

Did the Earth move?

No but the wardrobe door came open. (Victoria Wood)

Fromage · 11/04/2021 09:47

@FuckingFabulous that's my ideal man! A hot ginge who shags me senseless and then turns into a late night snack. Dunks me and then I dunk him. This is the new "Clooney and a pizza."

Meanwhile OP, get an STD check because your neice's husband is clearly quite the slapper, and probably riddled.

FizzyTarte · 11/04/2021 09:47

Did his tongue graze the niffles on her heaving beasts by any chance?

bonfireheart · 11/04/2021 09:47

All those 20 year olds, wanting one night of passion before they settle into married life .. no not Tinder, or a bar, or a club...no to a hotel I go and find me a nice booking reading 40 year old- how niche.

VienneseWhirligig · 11/04/2021 09:47

Was the pub called The Lucky Boatmen?

Fromage · 11/04/2021 09:48

LouMumsnet...........WERE YOU THE NEICE????

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