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Dating Thread 200 - Spring is in the Air, Ghosters Beware

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cravingthelook · 22/02/2021 09:26

The Rules:

  1. The first rule about the dating thread is don't talk about it with people you're dating.
  2. Develop a thick skin.
  3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
  4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
  5. Trust your gut instinct.
  6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
  7. Know your worth.
  8. If it's not fun, stop.
  9. Loo update is mandatory.
10. No dating the thread. 11. Treat others as you'd like to be treated 12. Any relationship you have that could get ruined by having a conversation about your feelings, standards and/or expectations wasn't really stable enough to begin with 13. The things you choose to ignore/ tolerate now are the reasons you will break up in the future 14. OLD can get very time consuming. Keep doing other activities you enjoy.

Optional: Please give your irons (potential dates you are talking to) nicknames like Mr Scottish. Initials are allowed (Mr S) when you are an item

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bangheadhere40 · 03/03/2021 10:36

Hi courage and everyone...

My over keen iron is still quite keen but has simmered down slightly. I've not been well this week and haven't been able to speak as much, he's been checking up on me but not too OTT. I have told him a few times now I'm busy or going to bed etc so can't talk all the time.

I'm supposed to meet him on Saturday but if I'm not better I'm not going.

Slothmomma · 03/03/2021 11:09

bangheadhere sorry to hear you aren't feeling well, hopefully on mend soon

Does anyone know how menora and jesuis got on from older threads?

SpringlikeBunk · 03/03/2021 11:22

@Onesmallstep67

English is his second language and I’ve done the usual random googling social media checks etc. And I vaguely know the details of his job so what he’s saying does makes sense and he hasnt asked for nudes (yet Shock)

SpringlikeBunk · 03/03/2021 11:31

But thanks for the concern @Onesmallstep67 and @Myfabby

I 100% agree if he claimed English was his first language it would be a good reason to be suspicious .

And when I say I really like the look of him it’s not that he’s got amazingly handsome photos - I like quite rugged looking geeky shorter guys, like Phil Mitchell if he had a doctorate (very niche market Grin) and he’s not claiming to be anyone else

Mayzee · 03/03/2021 12:40

Phil Mitchell with a doctorate made me laugh out loud @SpringlikeBunk 😆

Heartbeats0708 · 03/03/2021 12:47

I was wondering about menora at the weekend randomly. I can't remember when she bowed out, did she meet someone after Mr Muddle?
Things very on/off for me. I've booked a counselling session for this evening to try and get to the bottom of things!

SpringlikeBunk · 03/03/2021 12:54

@Mayzee

I know lol it just goes to show that you should always represent and be yourself on online dating as there’s someone out there who wants you as you are!

I’m quite slim and I’d say Im generally quite well presented and appearance conscious but I like guys who are intelligent but also a bit rough looking Blush

Tall dark and conventionally handsome doesn’t really do it for me, although obviously it’s character and intelligence and compatibility first.

MrPM stated his height on his tinder profile (not in a defensive way just a stated fact) which is shorter than average and I was like “ooh sexy and confident” no overinvesting here at all folks

I’m just a bit below his height I think.

havecourage8bekind · 03/03/2021 13:09

@springlikebunk your posts always make me giggle! I'm an overinvester too!

SpringlikeBunk · 03/03/2021 13:21

@havecourage8bekind

I know I’m planning my first date outfit already! 🙈😂

UtterSocks · 03/03/2021 13:51

Interesting re: the exclusive vs hookup chat. I don't see the point in having it straight away because in my experience people lie. Mr Beard lied on his profile and on our first dates that he was "looking for a relationship with one person". He was actually looking for a secret side hustle with one person which was never destined to progress, as his past behaviour and family situation meant he was not ready to date out in the open. When I actually had this chat with him I was already over-invested and devastated by his response so I vowed never to have it again but to walk away unilaterally when it 'felt' wrong. Yes, I know, I have become ridiculously defensive! But also when I asked why he wasn't honest at the start he said, 'because I really liked your company and thought you were sexy and knew you would walk away if I was honest'. So, you know, kudos at least for being transparent then and it taught me a lot about first dates motivation!

Mr L was admirably honest from the get-go and more than 6 months in we still just meet once a week as FWB and I have never even bothered to ask his surname. And his is the most stress free, functional, no fuss relationship I have ever had! (a few wobbles at first when I began to get attached but because he never future faked me I talked myself out of it surprisingly fast).

@Heartbeats0708, yes you are probably right, Mr G would be devastated if he knew I still saw Mr L and in fact I have cancelled my last 2 weeks with Mr L because it is starting to make me feel guilty. But actually the more I feel for Mr G, the more I need a back up because I am starting to fall a little bit in love with him (damn his unfailing kindness, sense of humour, great cooking and the amazing sex), but there is no way his ex will ever stand on her own two feet. Parasitism seems to be her entire lifestyle and she isn't going to go and do anything as reckless as earn a living or gain some self respect when she can leech off him and ruin his prospects for the rest of her life. He is in utter denial about this. I'm thinking when lockdown begins to unwind she will be back, the kids will be at his all the time, and our lovely weekends - which are basically spent in a bubble of food, wine, sex and music at his house - will grind to a halt. It might not survive the cold light of day. He keeps talking about things we will do in the future, but ... it feels like make believe to me.

Sorry to everyone who is having a hard time meeting someone decent. A quick look on the apps the other week (to reassure myself that there are options out there as part of my ongoing avoidance issue with Mr G) revealed quite a few promising ones in my area. It seems after a break the apps throw nice ones at you again when you release the pause button, then go back to tossing over the potato heads and illiterates when they think you are getting settled 😂. I don't have time for anyone at the moment so put them back on hold, but it is reassuring to know there are still a few contenders around, so maybe swapping to other apps might yield some more appealing matches? I did have a few weeks last year where everyone the apps showed me looked like someone from a before poster for cosmetic dentistry/hair replacement/diet programmes/gym membership. With a smattering of contenders for Tattoo Fixers mixed in! It ebbs and flows!

@ThisTooShallBeFantastic where did you get to with your dilemma with MrGN and your whole "full on relationship vs picking bits of other people to fill in the gaps" ? I understand perfectly what you are saying. I like the idea of a pick and mix approach. Is it fair to expect one person to fulfil you? Or is that even the idea? Aren't we responsible for our own happiness at the end of the day, in which case maybe a relationship is;t the be-all and end-all?

I do know that, almost 5 months in, when I get a message from Mr G it makes me feel less alone, after 21 years of a lonely, hideous, abusive marriage and 18 months of fairly haphazard online dating. But I also know it is built on sand and at the same time as making me feel secure, it makes me feel horribly uneasy and like running a mile. No idea where this will go at the moment...

Slothmomma · 03/03/2021 14:11

Is it only me thats deeply disappointed hes counted me out of his prospective partner list 🤔🤦‍♀️

Dating Thread 200 - Spring is in the Air, Ghosters Beware
SpringlikeBunk · 03/03/2021 14:26

@Slothmomma

He’s sort of racist and misogynist and weird simultaneously....nice 🙄

Slothmomma · 03/03/2021 14:28

Yep, he's the whole package 🤦‍♀️

havecourage8bekind · 03/03/2021 16:18

@slothmomma how do people get away with profiles like that! Surely that doesn't attract anyone

UtterSocks · 03/03/2021 16:22

Hmm @Slothmomma I take issue with "not a desperate creep". I would change that profile to "desperate, racist yet confused creep, hates women, seeks someone with no self-respect or values". I would also report him. I've seen some things, but that is one of the worst profiles I've ever come across. Did he have a photo? I imagine he is hardly Aidan Turner either...

UtterSocks · 03/03/2021 16:23

I'm surprised he could spell proverbial, but he used it incorrectly anyway. I don't know many proverbs about dicks to be fair

HairyArsedMan · 03/03/2021 16:51

I thought the exact same thing @UtterSocks. Could only think of limericks.

We should call these pro-viles.

Slothmomma · 03/03/2021 16:54

uttersocks he does indeed have photos up and let's just say he's the stereotypical "lives in his moms basement playing video games all day" type who i would put money on never having been within touching distance of a woman - British or otherwise

Slothmomma · 03/03/2021 16:58

Omg i think I should just give up given what is currently on offer in my area 😖

Dating Thread 200 - Spring is in the Air, Ghosters Beware
SpringlikeBunk · 03/03/2021 16:59

Bumble chat.

I also liked this one.

It came with one photo - no head, just a torso.

Bit of a dad-bod (nothing wrong with that I like chunky, but just setting the scene)

So essentially you’d be trying to impress a random torso that wasn’t even belonging to some young hunk.

These weren’t even exceptions 🙈😂

Dating Thread 200 - Spring is in the Air, Ghosters Beware
Dating Thread 200 - Spring is in the Air, Ghosters Beware
SpringlikeBunk · 03/03/2021 17:05

One for the guys

Does the fact that MrPM didn’t put as many kisses/flirty emoticons on his last couple of messages as he did his first few mean anything?

The first couple of WhatsApp conversations were instigated by him (I closed them as I wanted to go to bed and do other stuff). Lots of 😘😘😘 and a selfie etc

I then sent some photos which I got a very nice/polite response to a while later (but no x’s) which I didn’t reply to as I was in bed

I sent him my good work news and got congratulations and also the last message which said he was tired. One x as you can see

I know he said he was working all weekend and also casually mentioned if he was making plans it might be when lockdown has lifted a bit.

I’m thinking of sending a nice photo in a couple weeks if I don’t hear from him 🤔

havecourage8bekind · 03/03/2021 17:36

@springlikebunk I'm not male, sorry, but I wouldn't say it means much? I've sent MrKeen pictures and messages that have been met with fairly simple but polite replies, no kisses...but then other times he instigates, talks loads, kisses/emojis. I think if he's told you he's busy this week, wait and see if he talks first because no matter how busy someone is at work, they've got time to squeeze a couple of texts in surely? X

ThisTooShallBeFantastic · 03/03/2021 17:41

@UtterSocks: @ThisTooShallBeFantastic where did you get to with your dilemma with MrGN and your whole "full on relationship vs picking bits of other people to fill in the gaps" ? I understand perfectly what you are saying. I like the idea of a pick and mix approach. Is it fair to expect one person to fulfil you? Or is that even the idea? Aren't we responsible for our own happiness at the end of the day, in which case maybe a relationship is;t the be-all and end-all?

I've got no further forward and am increasingly sad and stressed about it actually. I'm absolutely certain that I'm responsible for my own happiness, I'll never expect just one person to fulfil me and a relationship is not the be-all and end-all. I think the problem is that Mr GN sees things pretty much the exact opposite, and that makes me feel crowded and a bit panicked. He knows I'm wobbling, bless him, and we're talking about it Sad.

SpringlikeBunk · 03/03/2021 17:44

Yes I agree I don’t want to send another message too soon.

Maybe wait two weeks or so just do a bland check-in message or photo.

Even if he is chatting to others it can’t hurt to stay loosely in touch as things can change quickly

I’d say I’m quite good at naturally playing it sensible I just want to have the best strategy as I like the look of this one.

Plus I think my previous two irons were both fairly highly sexed so I always got that vibe from their messages.

Whereas MrPM is more a cerebral European type (which is something I really like)

Eg I mentioned I was learning his language and when I said I found it “sexy” yes I’m a ho I blame this thread Grin he didn’t really pick up on that. So I need to bear that in mind.

havecourage8bekind · 03/03/2021 17:59

@springlikebunk Yeah I seem to attract the highly sexed ones too Blush. I bet he messages you within two weeks - you're more sensible than me, I overthink and write people off after two days lol!

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