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Original poster

Is there anything my other half can eat to make him taste better to me?

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Iamshy · 19/10/2007 21:34

Yes, I'm hiding behind another name here for this question. Basically my other half would like me to swallow when I give him a blowjob, but I don't like the taste and it makes me gag which is not pleasant on both sides. Is there anything he can eat so then it improves the taste?

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FrannyandZooey · 19/10/2007 21:35

Lots and lots of freshly squeezed fruit juice

allegedly

notjustmom · 19/10/2007 21:38

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PuppyDogsTails · 19/10/2007 21:38

Ive heard that kiwi fruit ( or was it papaya?) help. Personally its the ... erm ... speed and cconsistency that put me off, never mind the taste. I dont dare google for you.

FrannyandZooey · 19/10/2007 21:39

I feel a bit besmirched having gone on this thread now

WeeWitchyWilkie · 19/10/2007 21:40

Not sure. Personally I wouldn't swallow even if it tasted of choc cos I can't bear the texture and smell but good on you for being so nice to your DH

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Iamshy · 19/10/2007 21:40

Any idea what types of fruit? and how long does it take to take effect?

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Saturn74 · 19/10/2007 21:41

can't you just pay someone else to do it for you?

sKerryMum · 19/10/2007 21:41

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ThePhantomToiletFlusher · 19/10/2007 21:46

Just spit it out onto the pillow when he's not looking.

His side, of course!

Giana · 19/10/2007 21:51

My dh won't let me swallow .... He always pulls away just in time. He squirms at the thought ! Is it really that bad ???

nutcracker · 19/10/2007 21:52

I dunno how you can swallow whatever it tastes of, it's just urgh.

Mercy · 19/10/2007 21:54

If you don't like it then say so and don't do it.

BearMama · 19/10/2007 22:48

Um, give your mouth a good swoosh with the strongest mouthwash you can beforehand - and get to the sink asap. Worked for me.
I cant do it now I'm pg...just the thought - URGH.

Jekyllywoo · 19/10/2007 22:53

um, it tastes much worse when it's been hanging around for some time, so it tastes the least offensive if it is newly made like if they have already come earlier that day. I think it tastes like earwax.

Beenleigh · 19/10/2007 22:54
SqueeelyMeeely2 · 19/10/2007 22:55

CINNEMON - and swallow as soon as deed done, don't swill it about!

twelveyeargap · 19/10/2007 22:55

You can't taste anything at the back of your throat... It's the rolling around the mouth when you try to spit it out that causes the problem.

FWIW - there's a blood-testis barrier so apparently foods are unlikely to affect the taste.

SqueeelyMeeely2 · 19/10/2007 22:56

i always swallow, less mess

Oenophile · 19/10/2007 22:57

Should blast out so fast it hits the tonsils beyond the tastebuds, one swift glurp and it's down, job done!

corblimeycharlie · 19/10/2007 22:57

Boak.
Nothing construcive to add I'm afraid other than for your DH to accept that he's lucky enough to get special attention from you without worrying about what happens afterwards.

corblimeycharlie · 19/10/2007 22:58

constructive

xXxamyxXx · 19/10/2007 23:08

just get very very very drunk i dont mind doing that for dh but make him remove it before the important moment as swallowing not my bag!salty hot ewwwwww

pollywollydooooooooodle · 19/10/2007 23:14

if you don't like to swallow don't do it....you'll spoil the rest of it for yourself by waiting for the bit you don't like

do it in the shower (everything is wet and warm.... unless the boiler is on the blink), aim for side of face at last minute. squirt, wash off face,(blow)job done...

hubby always says by the time he comes he couldn't care less where it goes!

goingfriggincrazy · 19/10/2007 23:14

just hope for one splurt and not 2-as the second one is hard to swallow-almost chewy.Agree with xXx-get oh so very drunk-you dont remember in the morning,you just have the tell tell signs of dried glue around mouth...*barf emotion