Sex

[Sianholby]

Ok, I’m not sure if I’m being unreasonable here but since lockdown, my neighbours have become....more vocal.

I live in a semi detached house, couple next door are late twenties, keep themselves to themselves and moved in about 6 months ago. We see them occasionally but never socialise.

I think they may have been furloughed as their cars haven’t moved for a good few weeks.

They are certainly making the most of the lockdown as they are having very loud sex. This is during the day, about 5 or 6 times. Now I’m no prude, but both me and my husband are trying to work from home whilst trying to look after our toddler so the screams of “Oh Adam, do it to me Adam” and the loud groaning and banging is getting a bit much! I’m sure they are having a great time but I don’t need to hear them orgasm whilst I am on a Zoom call!!! This has been going on for a while in lockdown now, we live in a two bed so space is an issue for us to work from home. And I’ve tried moving rooms but they seem to enjoy their sex sessions all over the house, multiple times a day so there’s no escape 🤣

As we don’t know them very well, how would you approach talking to them?

@sianholby check your inbox

@mrshyguy I’d appreciate if you didn’t send me messages about “me getting in the mood” thanks.

No one does it that much, surely!?!?

@glasgow357 me and DH did, when we first started, before kids he is my Adam

Thanks for the reports. We've sent MrCreepyGuy on his way.

Thank you Michael - don’t really appreciate those types of messages even when my thread is about sex!

@limeandlemonade They don’t have kids and are mid to late twenties so obviously enjoying lockdown and not working !

What does Adam look like......we’ve never really spoke, just Said hello on the drive but I’d say he’s about 6ft, blondy brown hair, average build! You wouldn’t think stud when looking at him 😆

Ironman is so excited by this thought he can no longer write