Thanks all. 
Can I just say I'm a little sad to see so many of you still here? I'd have hoped by now you would all have been partnered off...
I think Bats is hooked on the thread...
for your situation though.. My mum is in a care home with Dementia - took my two adult DC to visit her at Xmas, and she didn't recognise them... 
@unambiguousbeard - sensible? me? I think you have me confused with an adult... 
Small update - I was mental crazy busy for a couple of months no time to wank, never mind date, and then the whole xmas / new year thing, so haven't been back on the apps for long.
I may have a date with a Miss Barber next week - awaiting confirmation from her.
Thanks to CassettesareCool, I started Salsa dancing, in an effort to meat people IRL, and have now got the bug... Unfortunately, all the women I fancy are married.. 
Oh, and I've grown a beard...
Nothing else to report..