Dating thread 177. Drinking Prosecco on our own trying to arrange a christmas snog

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1. The first rule about the dating thread is don't talk about it with people you're dating.
2. Develop a thick skin.
3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
5. Trust your gut instinct.
6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
7. Know your worth.
8. If it's not fun, stop.
9. Loo update is mandatory.

10. No dating the thread. 11. Treat others as you'd like to be treated 12. Any relationship you have that could get ruined by having a conversation about your feelings, standards and/or expectations wasn't really stable enough to begin with 13. The things you choose to ignore/ tolerate now are the reasons you will break up in the future

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Optional: Please give your irons (potential dates you are talking to) nicknames like Mr Scottish. Initials are allowed (Mr S) when you are an item

I don't get this contamination reference. Is he saying he's allergic?

It is annoying! It’s a huge one though so I kind of can’t really complain that much 😂
Part problem is that I produce some much erm, liquid that then it can become basically like some kind of swampy squelch sex (TMI!) and some blokes don’t like the loss of friction. I suspect ex wanted to go so long as he liked me having no friction left (or skin)

He just found any bodily fluids dirty. So wanted a shower immediately. I personally love a post coital roll around in whatever has been exuded. Most men roll over and doze. Mr U directed me straight into the shower followed by him. I wonder if it had become a way for him to avoid intimacy that he developed when he was younger.

Because by the time you both get out of the shower the immediate glow has dissipated. Along with whatever pheromones there are in said fluids.

Firstly and for everyone who needs them. What a lovely, caring, sharing gang this is

Mr. Big is a cracking shag (as expected for a serial shagger) but he does go on forever. Do men think this is what we want? I lose count of the orgasms, its a bit much. This sounds like bragging but I kind of miss a quick marital screw sometimes.

I have tentatively arranged a date with Mr. Fact for the first week in January but I half expect the messaging might have dried up before then. We will see. He seems nice.

Mr. Foot messaged me last night asking if I want to go out on NYE. I said no I have plans. He got crabby that I should want to see him even though he canceled last time and I am not meeting a stranger who hasn't even bothered to message me for 2 weeks on NYE- honestly!!

Bit of chat with Mr. Giant but he hasn't suggested date and I am still a bit wary so I'm not going to suggest it first.

Not heard from Mr. Coolname since Friday so I guess that's another iron lost

dating sucks

No men do not think that is what we want it is what they want
Dry vag, so some friction to enjoy for them (not is) and to prolong the prelude to an orgasm. They like that build up phase before they come. They like to draw it out

Hence women have vibrators to get them to orgasm and men have cock rings to prevent them orgasming

Eurgh that is odd @unambiguousbeard. Mind you one of my first ever boyfriends didn't like kissing after I'd swallowed. Didn't take me long to wise up. I'd not even date him now...

to 2020 and great sex

This @saltysally too. Ridiculous. Terrified of touching his own cum.

Wow! He needs help, surely?

Hahaha probably. Not my problem though....

@saltysally haha your user name and your post just cracked me up 😂

So there’s a new box to be ticked it seems: takes pleasure and pride in bodily fluids. I’m not keen on fastidious men in the bedroom, very limiting - though I am sometimes surprised at how unfastidious they can be

Mr a Skinny was a “jump in the shower straight after sex” guy, I think he was also scared of oral as he never did it. I was mortified when I bled all over his bed but now I find it amusing as I know how grossed out he probably was. I think he was possibly one of the worst shags I have had.

Mr Young got in contact with me yesterday (26), he probably comes a close 2nd to the worst shag, he’s like a ball in a china shop who left me with a bad UTI, it’s a shame because I find him very attractive (big bearded Viking type).

Mr Beard has been messaging today asking when he can see me again but I’m still worried about his scruffy look and possibly his lack of personal hygiene but he’s the only iron that seems to get my situation (being a carer to my dd’s).

I don’t think I will be getting any more sex this year. Here’s to good sex in 2020 🤣

I ask men early on now if they have any major turn offs or ons. Not kissing after swallowing is a major turn off for me so they know in advance. Some things I prefer to wait and see but that's not one of them. And I'm not wasting time or energy on men who fail something like that. Each to their own but it's a deal breaker for me.

Menora - name is merely a coincidence..

I don't know how much I should contribute, brings me back to sex with FWB and I've been blocking it out as much as possible.

He was good in bed- very good. I was shocked how good really. Have to admit cos we didn't always see eachother often we often both just wanted to shag really quick, we'd often do other stuff after sex. Good at oral, dirty and fun, wasn't threatened by toys and just enjoyed experimenting. Aargh I miss it.

I just need someone else who makes me feel like this!

@unambiguousbeard if you’d gone in the shower together wouldn’t be so bad 🤷🏼‍♀️

My worst experience was with a guy who I didn’t know had taken a load of coke. He spent absolutely ages trying to get it up. He was only mid 20’s. He ended up needing my vibrator to help him out. Totally offputting!

Menora have had a couple guys like that, it’s frustrating if they can’t perform but I don’t feel as bad if they help me out to orgasm in another way, I had one guy who had a few issues and didn’t give a fuck if I was pleasured or not. Also had a guy that would cum in seconds and not do a thing to pleasure me (gave him 3 chances and it just got worse each time). You can see why some of these men are single 🤣

@Menora that's rubbish, I had an ex years ago who started getting into bodybuilding and stupidly taking steroids, one of the side effects was he couldn't get it up. Was completely pissed off with him for many reasons.

FWB was always ready and could keep going and going. Even with his energy I'd wear him out though, I genuinely would have kept going over and over again all night long. He'd get a bit tired after 8 or so hours 😂 I miss him 😩

@unambiguousbeard He needs this

@SimonJT 😂 OMG how sweaty would that be

Oh my god simon what is that???

That sounds like Mr G, Devil. After nearly two decades of awful sex I feel like I've won the jackpot. Five days!

Full body condom!!! I imagine you would need rather a lot of talc, you’d have to make sure not to fart in it!