cheating?

[MyWitzEnd]

My DH goes supermarket shopping on a Sunday, and more than once he has come back with his shirt open at the bottom (to me, like he had tucked it in whilst seated). I think he is getting a bj of a prostitute in Asda car park or something. Writing this makes me feel pretty ridiculous, but I know what I saw. I can't follow him as he will see me. What's left? If I track his car, it will probably only show him at the supermarket anyway. What to do?

Fuckin bullshit...

Ok then.

Op you need to beware of Buy One Get One Free offers.
He will be out Saturday and Sunday..

Oh man, if this is for real it's the lowest of the low. And if he says it's just hand jobs, you can bet it's more than that.

This is not something you can get past, unless maybe he's a millionaire or something, which'd make it worth your while (joke.)

If course it isn't real. Worth reporting as a troll. Not sure of the purpose of this though... I pity the poster that this is what they do for fun. What a boring life.

This can't be real! So far fetched.

Why don't you join them?

Sorry, what? 🙄

He actually has been meeting a prostitute but not at the supermarket, and been having hand jobs..... i have told him we can try work through it. He is actually a great bloke and i dont want to split over this.

Read that back. And rethink. WTF.

He is actually a great bloke
Oh yeah - he's a peach!!!!
No wonder women get treated like this all the time.
So many just put up with it.
Raise your bar OP.
(God I hope this isn't real)
No-one is this stupid - surely????

Boooring. You could have at least made it entertaining OP.

you've made a mostly unbelievable thread totally unbelievable, well done OP

It seems to me that after your OP got such abuse you tried to put an update that showed you were correct.
The first post sounds paranoid and I would seek help for this. Those saying you should check up on your DH are incorrect, if you allow yourself to act then every future paranoid thought will drive you and him crazy and too be honest ppl in that situation never truly convince themselves of innocence anyway.
You update is laughable and obviously a lie - I would delete it if I was you.

I did report the thread as its an obvious troll but mumsnet doesn't seem to think so given it's still here... Good for a laugh I guess.

😂

Who wears a shirt to the supermarket 😂😂😂

Did yi? Aye (Scottish peeps will understand)

@Absolom
You can't deny that some of the replies on here are hilarious! 🤣 I'd keep the thread up for the entertainment alone!

Where is this Asda? Asking for a friend.

@geordiejock 😂😂 our asda car park I think you can buy weed but no bj service

Sorry I've posted on here in error. I'm new to this

How ever did I miss this thread? 😂

Just amending my shopping list
Hotdogs
Doughnuts
Kleenex

I posted something in error on this thread and good god I'm glad I did! Definitely something a bit fishy here 🤔 and not just his boxers!