Help 6 year old walked in on an intimate moment

[Magic32019]

So I'm 19 weeks pregnant and finding sex a painful experience currently so his morning to help my husband out we were let's say rubbing him sweetly whilst i whispered naughty things in his ear and our 6 year old daughter had walked in unbeknown to us as soon as I saw her I covered him and asked her to leave.
I feel awful I don't know how much she saw I spoken to her gently and said for our privacy can she knock as sometimes we have special cuddles as we love each other very much and that she wasn't in trouble. But I feel horrified she may have seen my husband with an erection 😩😩 she is my eldest so this is new territory for us how do you deal with this situation?

Op ? She's just a wanker really.

Oh lighten up for fucks sake @Dodahdodah it's Friday night, wine or gin may have been taken by the repliers and Mumsnet is not known for being coy or twee around sex/wanking/bodily functions. That's one of the glories of it, being able to say stuff like fuck, you know? If you want glitter and rainbows, Netmums is that way >>>

"One Time"....

"Two time"....

The phrase 'rubbing him sweetly' makes me feel so uncomfortable. Almost like I've just walked in on MY parents at it.

It's the same feeling that song Mon Amour evokes ...

Oh blimey, this reminds me of when DD was about 6 and we were on holiday with friends. She walked in one morning when DH ( her step-dad) was getting dressed. I just took her downstairs to breakfast.

She then announced to the friends already downstairs ' I just saw SD's willy. It's not as big as my Daddy's'.

DH came into the room a few seconds later and we couldn't look at him. Many years later I still haven't told him and don't think I ever will.

@Lurleene oh jeezo

Couldn't resist!

Ha ha, @readitandwept I think the worst / funniest thing was how polite every one was when she said it

😲

Lurleene

Valhalla "I think you handled it exactly as I would have."

My DD was younger when she came into our room and we didn't notice until she climbed on top of us,luckily winter so the duvet covered us.
Disengaging with a chatty child on your back kills desire!

🤣 Hotter, that’s hilarious!

@PaulHollywoodsSexGut pleased to be of assistance

"Running him sweetly" and "special cuddles" have made me want to vomit.

Oh lighten up for fucks sake @Dodahdodah* it's Friday night, wine or gin may have been taken by the repliers and Mumsnet is not known for being coy or twee around sex/wanking/bodily functions. That's one of the glories of it, being able to say stuff like fuck, you know? If you want glitter and rainbows, Netmums is that way >>>

@GreigLaidlawsbarofsoap

You have spectacularly missed the point. The goading of the OP about her choice of words is deeply unpleasant. I don't give a fuck about glitter and rainbows FYI.

Am I the only one shocked that the OP told her DD she wasn’t in trouble? Why on earth would you plant the seed that she was?

Brings new meaning to the mn phrase of Disney Df!!

Hi all im tickled this made you chuckle I'm sorry for making any one cringe with my phrasing 😋
I would like to point out to who ever posted about me being pestered into doing stuff I didnt want too are way off my husband is quite the opposite and would never badger or guilt me into sex. I miss the intimacy so I was the one who started things when my children were asleep it was before 6am.

I think you handled it exactly as I would have

Sorry @Magic32019 but this thread and replies really did make me laugh! 😄 I’m going to be rubbing my Dh sweetly later!

@Dodahdodah

Good job the OP's got a sense of humour about it.

Fab thread

What do you call shagging OP?

I may have to wake DH up just to let him read these comments