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Help 6 year old walked in on an intimate moment

101 replies

Magic32019 · 12/07/2019 07:06

So I'm 19 weeks pregnant and finding sex a painful experience currently so his morning to help my husband out we were let's say rubbing him sweetly whilst i whispered naughty things in his ear and our 6 year old daughter had walked in unbeknown to us as soon as I saw her I covered him and asked her to leave.
I feel awful I don't know how much she saw I spoken to her gently and said for our privacy can she knock as sometimes we have special cuddles as we love each other very much and that she wasn't in trouble. But I feel horrified she may have seen my husband with an erection 😩😩 she is my eldest so this is new territory for us how do you deal with this situation?

OP posts:
NameChangeNugget · 12/07/2019 18:09

Makes me wonder
Was OP horny but unable or was her OH badgering, claiming he needs it, emotionally manipulating op?

Really? Hmm Biscuit

readitandwept · 12/07/2019 18:16

@SylvanianFrenemies Grin You must be from round my way!

@Closetbeanmuncher you have simultaneously ruined my favourite Disney character and made my night Grin

CaptainCabinets · 12/07/2019 18:27

She rubs him very sweetly, she does it so neatly.
She’s finished him so completely by rubbing very sweetly.

Help 6 year old walked in on an intimate moment
DickZillaofTheVilla · 12/07/2019 18:47

Rubbing him sweetly is going to be the new penisbeaker

LolaSmiles · 12/07/2019 18:54

Maybe he used a penis beaker to clean up after the intimate act.

Penis beaker was what first made me look at mumsnet Grin

readitandwept · 12/07/2019 18:54

What is the penisbeaker story?? I see the usernames on here, but have never seen the thread.

TellItLikeItReallyIs · 12/07/2019 19:10

@readitandwept

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Rub a dub dub. Three men in a tub penisbeaker.

Mandraki · 12/07/2019 20:25

'Rubbing him sweetly'

I'm sure it will be ok Danielle Steele.

RubbingHimSourly · 12/07/2019 20:46

Pfffftttt, some arsehole got there first so had to improvise. I think I like it >

LittleMissEngineer · 12/07/2019 22:17

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This has been withdrawn by MNHQ at the poster's request.

PaulHollywoodsSexGut · 12/07/2019 22:25

Thank you to @Magic32019 and the rest of this thread esp the excellently named @CaptainCabinets for making me cryyyyyyy with laughter

Dodahdodah · 12/07/2019 22:31

The juvenile comments on here beggar belief. The OP was just asking for advice, all the piss taking is frankly tedious.

LolaSmiles · 12/07/2019 22:34

Dodahdodah
It's almost like you've not realised that mumsnet witty replies are both funny and silly. Smile

Dodahdodah · 12/07/2019 22:35

Very silly but not funny.

RubHimSweetly · 12/07/2019 22:36

Piss taking? Moi?! 😂

StinkinDrink · 12/07/2019 22:36

🤣🤣🤣 that's a hard one OP! 😆

stainedglassbarceiling · 12/07/2019 22:41

Sweetly for my sweet
Rubbing with my handy
I'm never ever
Lettin' you go

LolaSmiles · 12/07/2019 22:42

The replies say otherwise.

Some of them are brilliant.

readitandwept · 12/07/2019 22:44

She got advice - buy a lock for the door. We got a right good laugh. Everyone's a winner!

slowco4ch · 12/07/2019 22:46

Hmmzzzzzzzz

Dodahdodah · 12/07/2019 22:50

Many replies are just taking the piss. Laughing at someone for saying something isn’t pleasant.

RubHimSweetly · 12/07/2019 22:52

She got advice - buy a lock for the door. We got a right good laugh. Everyone's a winner!

And I got a new user name!

SickOfBeingFat · 12/07/2019 22:53

She’ll not remember, OP! Just don’t let it happen again

readitandwept · 12/07/2019 22:55

@RubHimSweetly bronze for OP, silver for us, and gold for you! Grin

RubHimSweetly · 12/07/2019 23:13

readitandwept 😂