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I've met a man, help me reel him in...

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:04

Well, I've finally met a man that I really like. Weve been out 3 times now but I have a feeling I might like him more than he likes me. I'm not sure of this as he doesn't give much away and we have had a great time everytime we've met up...

so ladies, how do I make him realise that he can't live without me???

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gothicmama · 08/09/2004 16:06

not sure - just be yourself and gvive him time to realise what you already know - justby being there being fun should work don ot try too hard

Thomcat · 08/09/2004 16:14

Don't wear any knickers when you go out?
Try and avoid getting spinach between your teeth when you go out to eat with him.
Throw away the 'I need a man' and 'all men are bastards' t-shirts.
Don't ask to meet his parents or take him shopping for long white dresses.
Give him lots of oral sex.

Original poster
Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:15

I like your style Thomcat!

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Northerner · 08/09/2004 16:17

TC you read my mind!!!

CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:18

Wear a tshirt that says "I always fuck on a 4th date" on your next date

tammybear · 08/09/2004 16:18

lol thomcat

i agree with GM, just be yourself, look great and flirt a little with him. Let us know how it progresses

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:21

So the key is, don't order anything with spinach in, don't wear knickers, get a t-shirt printed and don't linger when I walk by a bridal shop with him... right got it... oh and give him great head - before we go out?

Are you sure this will work?

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Thomcat · 08/09/2004 16:22

ha haaaa, well if it doesn't my DP will marry you!

sobernow · 08/09/2004 16:25

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Thomcat · 08/09/2004 16:26

I'm going to LOVE this thread!

CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:27

yes probably best to mention when booking that you want a table in the corner with a long cloth (ks where are you?)

CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:28

Dh tried to take my knickers off under the table in Gordon Ramsay

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:29

McDonalds? would they mind? or maybe pizza hut would be better... they have booths - don't they?

Mental note to self - check it's not a table with just one leg in the middle... don't want to end up with a bad back or crook neck.

Anyone know any places to eat that have floor lengthed table clothes?

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Original poster
Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:29

posts crossed CD.

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CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:30

You could always take your own

anorak · 08/09/2004 16:30

Maybe you should go to the cinema instead?

Thomcat · 08/09/2004 16:31

CD - more info pls!!!!!!!!!

Fizog - when IS the next date?

sobernow · 08/09/2004 16:31

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CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:33

Oh yes good idea, back row of course.

You could also be a bit more subtle. for eg why not give him a doctored copy of your cv - tell him you have re formatted it and would appreciate his opinion.

Under hobbies put Lap and Pole dancing, (in private) Dirty sex, cordon bleu cookery, having breast enlargements, oral sex in restaurants etc. He will get the msg

CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:33

Ahem I took HIM for his bday!! He got them off in the cab on the way home though!

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:33

Don't know yet, when I get back from holiday...

I don't have a floor length table cloth, would a curtain thrown over the table do?

Ok so maybe settle for BJ before we go out and the t shirt.

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bundle · 08/09/2004 16:34

fizog, have long black cape you could borrow if all else fails

Original poster
Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:35

CD, your story get's better...

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coddychops · 08/09/2004 16:36

tart

CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:36

more embarrassing when we got home and dog jumped on us when shagging on the sofa Then was so pissed dh left knickers on floor and the nanny found them in the morning OH GOD