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I've met a man, help me reel him in...

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:04

Well, I've finally met a man that I really like. Weve been out 3 times now but I have a feeling I might like him more than he likes me. I'm not sure of this as he doesn't give much away and we have had a great time everytime we've met up...

so ladies, how do I make him realise that he can't live without me???

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sobernow · 08/09/2004 16:37

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:38

LOL CD...

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:41

ok so, phallic food, inuendos in abundance, lots of great BJs, no knickers

and... no spinach. right got it...

Oh and make sure the family pet isn't lurking around after a drunken night out

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bundle · 08/09/2004 16:42

tell us more about him fizog..us marrieds live for hearing about exciting new relationships...

CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:42

And take him to Gordon ramsay he will love you forever

anorak · 08/09/2004 16:44

Don't forget the video of Nine and a half weeks.

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:44

I can't afford Gordon Ramsey, unless of course the BJ thing will work on him to...

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Branster · 08/09/2004 16:44

it's quite obvious he'll never return after all this... be a bit more misterious and make him believe you have soooo much to offer him. and be yourself!

Branster · 08/09/2004 16:50

i hope i haven't killed the thread

CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 16:50

FFS Branster don't shatter our illusions of thrilling illicit table sex

Us old marrieds have to get our kicks somehow

Branster · 08/09/2004 16:51
Grin
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Fizog · 08/09/2004 16:52

He won't come back after all that?!?!??!

So I can eat spinach and wear knickers then?

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Thomcat · 08/09/2004 17:04

I do love this thread, please don't stop, have so much work to do but am enjoying this too much!

Errr bugger being mysterious, under the table bj's will be much more effective!

bundle · 08/09/2004 17:04

come on, fizog, just a few details, purlease..

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 17:06

I thought the way to a mans heart was through his stomach so I offered to make him a bacon sandwich when I rolled out of his bed this morning... he said he didn't want one, should I take that as rejection?

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sobernow · 08/09/2004 17:07

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 17:07

What sort of details bundle?

He's a year older than I, taller than me, owns his own business, doesn't iron his shirts almost offered to iron it for him.

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CountessDracula · 08/09/2004 17:07

what? What sort of man turns down a bacon sarnie?

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 17:08

...like "never eat yellow snow"?

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 17:08

...oh sobernow, get what you mean...

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Fizog · 08/09/2004 17:10

I have to go now

...cant wait to get back to this thread though... all of your ideas are fab girlies

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sobernow · 08/09/2004 17:13

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bundle · 08/09/2004 17:30

hair/eye colour. political leanings.

Thomcat · 08/09/2004 17:46

NEVER offer to iron his shirts, don't start something you're not going to want to finish. One shirt now may seem harmless but 10 years down the line, when that's the the reason he ended up marrying you, cos you ironed his shirts, you'll want to ram that iron somewhere unpleasant. It'll be a little Mo moment!!!!!!!

Do BJ's and bacon butties but don't do ironing
!!

Girly · 08/09/2004 17:55

Maybe he is a vegetarian?!

Don't make yourself too available, let him wait a little, worked a treat with my dh!

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