Pink, I opened the thread just as that pic was displayed mid screen, am still traumatised! I will try to view it (the situation, not that bloody thing!) as you having taken one for the team 
I've exchanged a few messages from a guy I'll call Mr Smart, he's already suggested swapping phone numbers. He's pushing my minimum height limits but quite dapper so I figured I'd test the water by asking some direct questions, think he's a bit stunned and hasn't answered them yet but do you think I'm being bad?
Is your profile age and other details you've mentioned on POF accurate?
How many children do you have, how old are they and do you see much of them?
What's your definition of social drinking?
Do you think Brexit is a good idea?
Have you ever been married? If not why not?
Why did your last relationship end?
How many years has your longest friend been around?
Do you judge people who buy/wear secondhand items?
Do you believe you can stay on good terms with your exes?
If a friend or family member told you they were gay or became deeply religious would you distance yourself?
What do you think of people in social housing?
If a lady was going to go out with you and she turned up in flat shoes or trousers, would you be bothered?
Three words a friend would use to describe you...
And finally did this list amuse, irritate, intrigue or offend you?!
Am debating whether to hone it further and use again, what else should I add? My profile does say I'm direct and like quizzes so it shouldn't be a total shock